March 13th, 2010

Here’s a video of a pretty hot dancer in Club Asia doin’ her thang.  It looks likes the cameraman had a front row seat.

March 12^th, 2010

Every place has its positives and negatives.  Here’s an interesting list of things a frequent AC visitor, “Blazer” from PIatNight, loves and hates about AC.  I saw this posted and thought how similar my own list would look, so I decided to add it here too:

~ Love ~

1.  Sweet girls that are generally low maintenance.

2.  Bareback sex is almost mandatory.

3.  Everything is within walking distance for the most part.

4.  A lot of girls from all over the Philippines these days; including some hot sweeties from Pampanga and nearby provinces.

5.  Beer is cheap and pretty damn good if you order San Mig Lights.

6.  A lot more variety in restaurants with decent Mexican, Malay & Thai food now available, although the prices are a joke.

7.  Fellow mongers friendly and not acting as if they are in competition with you for barfines.

8.  Rarely do girls tell you that that want a short-time session. I prefer short-time sessions but it’s nice to know I have that option if I want it.

9.  Every girl that gets a ladies drink nearly always wants to grope and make-out within the first drink or two.

10.  No waiters. Some of the waitresses are hot and you can fuck them also, unlike some other destinations.

~ Hate ~

1.  Influx of Koreans. Some are rude and smoke like chimneys. Japanese, Malay and Singaporeans are all very cool and I have had them buy me drinks from time to time and by sub versa.

2.  Beggars are so plentiful that it is almost scary. The streets are full all the way down Fields with families tugging on your shirt and little kids hanging on you begging for money.  Nearly all of the money changers have an army of beggars out front.

3.  The plethora of motorbikes suddenly in AC. Ten times as many as 5 years ago.  Seems to be Western Union sponsors buying mopeds for their honey-kos and all of the local expats now have them as well.  The traffic on Fields is now horrendous at all times of the day and night.

4.  Hotels are still overpriced for the quality.

5.  Bars like Lollipop which instruct the girls to constantly beg for ladies drinks.  Even girls from the stage asking for ladies drinks while shuffling about on stage.

6.  Too many locals in Balibago. Get rid of Skytraxx and the Videoke bars near Fields. Tons and tons of bargirl boyfriends and T-birds prowling the streets at night. Tell them to stay the fuck in their shacks and wait for their honey-kos to take a cream-pie and get a tip.  In other mongering venues you NEVER see local men hanging out in the red light tourist zones.

7.  Ping pong balls, bell ringing and poppers.  [J-REG edit:  SUPER AGREE w/ this one!]

8.  Starting to ask for Christmas tips in October. The Christmas tipping box makes my blood boil more than the girls reminding you to get them pasalubong for their birthday (sometimes they have 4 birthdays a year).

9.  The girls’ English level is extremely low compared to 5 years ago or less.  Most of the girls I barfined spoke about as much English as I speak tagalong (100 words or so). They cannot speak in complete sentences and have no clue what most of us are saying (although we think otherwise because they shake their heads up and down).

10.  Mongers who take a whole large group of girls on barhop after barfining them even though they will be lucky to fuck just one of them.  Mongers who fall in love with every girl and constantly take the hot girls and put them on Western Union programs. This is especially funny if you soon realize how many of these girls are MARRIED.

March 11th, 2010

This is one of my favorite times and places of all in Angeles City. Fields Avenue: just before sunset. The town seems to come alive at this time. There’s a certain anticipation spurring in the air that just makes you feel alert and excited.

The video starts off around Dollhouse and goes down past the Dirty Duck, capturing just about everything you’re used to in between. Haphazard construction going on, doorgirls showing off, vendors walking about, honking jeepneys rolling past, the hum of trike motors and the sound of music from inside the clubs.

March 10^th, 2010

Here is a little bonus photo album for you this month; 100 sexy pics from the most notorious Filipina website on the planet:

Girls of TrikePatrol.com – Volume 2

March 10, 2010

Well it seems to be official, the Casi Cielo, is, sigh, no longer.  I never even got to go there, kinda bummed out by this.  Now I’ve seen grand openings and closings of bars in so many countries, but seeing this club get bought out so quickly, and the name changed so fast, it kind of took me by surprise. Oh well, if the word is good, I’ll check it out next trip.

March 9^th, 2010

It’s nice to see our friend Dru evolving into a more experienced Angeles City monger each day on YouTube.   On Day 46, he attends a “Banana Show” at Pony Tails Bar with one of his “friends”.  While I’m not sure about the whole “bringin-sand-to-da-beach” method, his choice of company was particularly beautiful.  (I think it was the same girl I commented on previously)

On Day 49, he meets up with a longtime AC monger named Evan, a.k.a “Kabayo” on the message boards.  I’ve known Kabayo for quite a few years now, and if you are ever in need of some hardcore barhopping tutelage, he is definitely a good choice.  He takes his barhopping and barfining VERY seriously, as I’m sure Dru can now attest to himself.

March 8^th, 2010

Emperor’s Lounge is located on the 2nd floor above Club Asia.  It’s really just an upper extension of Club Asia, much like Blue Nile Executive was simply an upstairs add-on to Blue Nile.   Sure, they tried to pass it off as a different club, but everyone quickly thought of it just as I described.  Emperor’s Lounge is no different.

The entrance stairs are to the right as you enter Club Asia, behind the first dance floor.  They feature spotlight dancers, slow dancing, and a runway walk with certain girls going one by one.   The décor does have an “Emperor’s Lounge” type feel to it, so I will give them that much.  When I stopped in Club Asia for my first time, last November, I don’t even think this was open yet, so I’ll have to check it out on my next trip.

Emperor’s Lounge, Angeles City, Philippines

March 7, 2010

Bedroom Bully checking in once again.  Since posting my first informative post on here, I’ve received nothing but positive responses from many people, through emails and YM’s, I’ve received a lot of “thank you’s”, “you keep it real” and “keep posting”.  So, with that said, I will continue to post my “Hints and Tips, and Things you’ll See and Hear” while in AC.
First I’ll start off with some info…it wouldn’t hurt you to learn a little Tagalog to help you on your journey, whether it be talking to a girl, getting your check after your meal, or things you might her these girls say, and you just sit there looking stupid, and the girls are laughing at your expense and you don’t even know it!
The only reason I learned Tagalog, and I mean the only fucking reason, was when I was in Korea for the first time, sitting at these Filipina Bars and there’s like a dozen girls there and I can’t understand a fucking thing that there saying, they would look at me, and then talk to there friends and then usually laugh or smile, this shit drove me crazy, so I began to learn Tagalog.  Now, I’m not fluent in the language, and I speak basic Tagalog, not the dialects from every different province, but I know more than enough to get an idea of what the fuck the girls are talking about right in front of my face, and when the girls realize that you speak/understand Tagalog, the use of Tagalog speak goes way, way down, and the English comes out, fucking hilarious.  After conferring with my wife (stunning Filipina) and Google (because her spelling isn‘t that great), I’ve got some more Tagalog words/phrases that you’ll probably hear while in AC…..

First, how to speak it properly, I’ll break it down how I learned it.  Ok, here’s a Tagalog word, “Kaunti”, I broke it down by the vowels, you would say it like this – “Kah-oon-ti”, this means “a little, or a little bit”.  This is how I self taught myself to learn/read/write Tagalog.  Simply break it down to It’s simplest forms.

Some other things about the Tagalog language,  the alphabet only has 20 letters, 5 vowels, and 15 consonants.  So understanding that, you’ll understand why it seems like it takes like 30 Tagalog words to say some of the simplest things in another language.

Ok, onto some words/terms you may hear…

Bola-Bola (Bo-la Bo-la) – means “bullshit”, like that’s/your fucking bullshit

Tanga (Tahn-gah) - means “stupid”, maybe you are

Ikaw (Ee-cow) – means “you”, like Bola-Bola ikaw, haha

OO (Oh-Oh) – means “yes”

Tahimid (Tah-he-mid) – means like “you, shut-up”

Maraming (Ma-ra-ming) – means “a lot”

Sinungaling, (Sin-uun-ga-ling) – means “liar”

Masarap (Mah-sa-rop) – means “delicious”, like “mag-masarap kantut ako, diba”, means “I’m a very delicious fuck, did you know”, haha

Mabaho (mah-bah-ho) – means “bad smell, stinky”, could be you, haha, take a shower you nasty bastard

Titi (Tee-Tee) - means “penis”, dick, cock, whatever you call it, I’m sure you have a pet name for it

Pek-Pek (Peck-Peck) – means “vagina”, pussy, cat, cock hole, sand box, wet jungle, death trap, whatever you call it

Puki (Poo-key) – means, the same as Pek-Pek

Kantut (Can-toot) – means “sex”, fucking, fuck, bone, smash, relations, whatever you fucking call it

Puwete (Poo-wet) – means “butt”, ass, pillow, butt, ba-donka-donk, 3rd hole, whatever you call it

So-So (Sue-sue) – means “breasts”, tits, fun bags, headlights, whatever you call it

Halik (Hall-ik) – means “kiss”, don’t think I need to explain any further

Puso (Poo-so) – means “heart”, uh huh, I broke your heart, see how you are!!!

Bahala ka Dyan (Bah-ha-la ka da-yon) means “whatever” usually in a pissed off manner, usually not a good thing to hear

Gutom ako (Goo-tome ah-ko) – means “I’m hungry”

Pok-Pok (Poke-Poke) – means “prostitute and or referred to as a bargirl“, this one I don’t agree with, but my wife is very certain of this one. In my eyes and mind there is a clear distinction between a “bargirl” and a “prostitute”(yes mongers have a conscience), but whatever, not my country, haha.

Busog ako (Boo-sog ah-ko) – means “I’m full”, like after you finish your meal, you’re full.

Maldita (Mall-dee-tah) – means “slut or whore”, you get it

Sankopunta (Sahnka- poon-tah) – means like “ hey, where are you going”, like the girl is talking to you, and you just get up and leave, could be good, could be bad

Kainin mo Titi ko (Kah-in-in mo tee-tee ko) – loosely means “blowjob”, always a good thing to ask before you BF

Sip-sip titi ko (Sip-sip tee-tee ko) – means, the same as a blowjob, just a faster way to say it.

Mag bayad kana (Mahg- bah-yahd-kah-nah) – means like “check please”, like how to get your check/bill after you eat your meal or whatever, I usually make like a square in the air, like I’m drawing a square with my fingers in the air, it usually works.

Gustong gusto kita (Goo-stong Goo-stow Key-tah) – means “ I really like you”, you might hear this, you might not, could be real, could be not, but what are we really in AC for, uh-huh?

Gusto talaga kita kantutin (Goo-stow tall-a-gah key-at can-toot-in) - means, “ I really want to fuck you”, always nice to hear, have heard it many times, haha.

Gusto mo ominom (Goo-stow mo omm-in-omm) - means “Do you want a drink”.

And to my favorite saying…..

Kantutan Tayo (Can-toot-tan Thai-yo) – means like “we go fuck now”, haha, so simple, 2 words, hahaha.

Ok, that’s it for that, reading that back, I said “Poo” a lot, bonus points, haha.

That’s it for tonight, and as always – happy mongering and salute!!!

Looks like Club Lollipop will be having a “Lingerie Sunday”, every Sunday this month, here’s what I found out.

I’m Sure You’ll Want To Join All Our Lollipop Ladies, Sunday Night In Lingerie

Be There For Drinks Specials Galore, Reduced Price Shooters, Buy 1 Get 1’s

And Even Reduced Price Diamond Ladies Drinks! Only At Lollipop Bar!!!!!!!!

March 7^th, 2010

For this month’s feature hotel, I’m going with a place my friend Alfred told me about, the Bangkok Hotel.  He has stayed there several trips now and swears to me it’s a great place at a great value.

The Bangkok Hotel is neatly located down on Lower Fields, just across from Club Asia and the Walk-about Hotel.  It is Korean owned, hence the Korean restaurant right out in front of it.  Alfred says the rooms are great, with excellent Wi-Fi for ‘net junkies like him, and the location is perfect for hardcore barhoppers.  At 1,100 pesos, it’s a great value for being situated right where it is.

If you’re a newbie going to AC soon, and you’re not sure where to stay yet, this place is a great option.  You will be right in the thick of the action, not needing to worry much about trikes, and for a budget price that can’t be beat.  Another reason I’m making this my Hotel of the Month is because it also gives me the shameless opportunity to recite one of my favorite Chinese Proverbs:   “Man who walk sideways through turnstile, always going to Bangkok.”

Bangkok Hotel, Angeles City, Philippines

March 6th, 2010

It appears the new Forbidden City is open to the public now (the first opening was a “soft-opening”, to a group of special members)

Here’s some info posted by James a.k.a. “HotRod” from the Lewis Grand Group on Hot-Asia.com:

“FORBIDDEN CITY – OPENING WITH A BIG BANG DOGHOUSE PARTY…

Tonight the Forbidden City opened up it’ s doors to the customers, for the first time ever…. ! 40 members were expected to visit the Doghouse party that was held there… after more then a hundred, the organizers had to close the doors, cause Tequila Reef, who was previously asked to provide the catering (cause at the Lewis Grand Hotel there were several big events, during the whole week and also due to the proximity of the location), prepared 40 plates of food, with an extra 10 in reserve…was overwhelmed with the demand, coming from all the many members of the Doghouse… and the whole Bar was very soon really full with a lot of interested parties from all over… So, this all proves, that the interest in the new Bar was very high and I’ m sure we’ll hear many more good reports (and we’ll see pictures soon) about the new FORBIDDEN CITY!

Good luck guys and all the best! Wish you lots of success and that the new Bar will be as popular as the Dirty Duck has been for the last several weeks and months. Please look out for more info & pictures!”

March 6^th, 2010

I had a newbie member of the Funpage ask me this on YM the other day:  “I’m arriving for my first trip into AC around 1pm next weekend, can I find decent looking talent down on Perimeter Road at that time?” The answer I gave him was “positively yes”.

While the percentage of lookers might not be as great as the Lower Fields late night, you can definitely find some unexpected afternoon gems up on Perimeter.  Here is a recent afternoon line-up shot from Lost-in-Asia Bar.  My eyes aren’t the greatest now, but this group here would even put some Fields Ave bars to shame.  And with cheaper drinks and EWRs, it’s no competition.

Current Lineup at Lost-in-Asia Bar
March 2010

March 5^th, 2010

Starting this month, Treasure Island and Lollipop Bars are offering their loyal customers a “Diamond Ladies Drink Card”.  It’s just like the loyalty cards you get from coffee shops and the like back home.

The deal is simple:  Buy 12 Diamond Ladies Drinks, in either of the 2 bars, and get the 13^th one FREE.  No small print, no exemptions.  While I’m not one to buy a shit-load of LD’s, I could see how this would be a nice little incentive on one of my longer stays in town.   Stop by either of the bars to pick up your own card.

Diamond Ladies Drink Discount Card
Now Available at Lollipop and Treasure Island Bars

March 4th, 2010

If you have a lot of extra time to kill (I mean ALOT of time), you might read through Harry the Horse’s March newsletter.  It’s mostly filled with local ex-pat type of news; stuff that mainly targets the guys living there, but you might find some tid-bits of interest.