10 Nov, 2010

Now here’s a bar that gets over looked quite often, and it’s beyond me as to why.  Nice, medium sized bar, good air con, descent -above descent lineup, spinners, thicky’s, chunkers, and I think I saw a prego in there last time I was there.  I mean, there’s something there for everyone.  I’m sure you’ll find something in there to tickle your pickle for a Philippine nickel!  They open early, and you can order some bomb ass mexican food right to your seat, while you sip your drink of choice and eye-fuck the girls, win-fucking-win in my book.

10 Nov, 2010

Some more action at that Pirate place again, this one doesn’t look to bad, not too bad at all, I’d put some hands on her!  Here’s the rundown…

Come in and Meet our Wenches at The One Eyed Wench

Open Daily 6PM – 3AM.
Happy Hour 6PM – 8PM Daily
55 Peso Local Drinks
100 Peso Lady Drinks
Normal price Local Drinks 75-85 pesos (i.e. vodka red bull 75 pesos)
Normal price Lady Drinks 150 Peso
Customer Appreciation Night last Friday of each month 8pm – 11pm free local drinks
Come meet our wenches having fun
Top Quality Finger food from Tequila Reef
All Board Members will receive a 10% discount on your total bill (outside of happy hour or other promotions) when you show your card at One Eyed Wench!

8 Nov, 2010

For the many follower’s of Dru’s video blog……..I was going to say something witty right there, but I got nothing, lol!  Ummmm, yeah, so he’s moved from Youtube, you wont be able to find any latest and greatest of the “legend” that is Dru, on Youtube.  He’s on Blip.tv, ummmmm, oh and he’s in Cebu this time around, ummmmm, what else, what else, oh I’m on Blip.tv also.  Hmmmmm, what else, ummm, I really got nothing.  Happy Mongering you bastards!

8 Nov, 2010

Well it seems things are starting to get back to normal(I’ve been going so long that raids are normal) in our favorite little, dusty cesspool of sin.  Manic Monday’s are back(dunno for how long).  If your unfamiliar with Manic Monday’s, its at least a 4 way barhop, they all meet and start at one bar and continue on from there.  There’s raffles and finger foods, and discounted drinks.  Usually ending in a bar crawl ’cause you’ll be pretty fucking hammered by the end of it!  Peep the flyer…

7 Nov, 2010

Aight, haven’t posted in a hot minute, the reason why?  Well, there’s really not a lot going on in AC to post about lately(besides the normal banquet that is hot Filipina ass), that’s the reason why.  So yeah, suck it.  Here’s a vid from my last trip, back in July, me and Kevin, barhoppin’, ended up in Alaska for a good minute, and we were 2/3′ds of the customers there, haha!

25 Oct, 2010

Well, our very own Robes has finally put up some vids from his last trip(even though he’s yet to post here!).  Here’s the Miss Dollhouse 2010 contest thingy, this was the swimwear portion.  Thanks Robes, keep feedin’ ‘em!

8 Oct, 2010

Well, I was never really a fan of the “body paint”, just not my thing.  I kind of like a little sense of wonderment, as in, I fucking wonder what this bitch has under them clothes!  But, there’s just something about this chick, I know for me it’s her eyes, and she know’s how to use makeup correctly to enhance them accordingly.  Here’s, a pic or two of this chick in the now infamous body paint that is a “no-no” now that the new mayor has put his foot down and is attempting to “clean” up AC’s image……I call it a ruse…..on to the next one.

29 Sep, 2010

Here’s an ad from the Tequila Reef, one of my main places to eat while in AC.  Look’s like their further promoting their “Freaky Friday” themed event.

Hello All! Tequila Reef would like to announce its monthly Freaky Friday Fiesta to be held on Friday, October 8, 2010 from 6:00 PM onwards. This monthly event has become very popular and it’s an excellent time for everyone to come and meet who’s in town from all the various message boards.

We are mixing the menu up a bit this time with some new variations but all your favorites are still there. Here’s a list of the items in the buffet:

BAR-B-Q RIBS
MONTEREY CHICKEN
PORK CARNITAS
EAST LA BURRITO
TAQUITOS (PORK)
EMPANADAS (BEEF)
JALAPENO POPPERS
TORTILLA SOUP
TACO BAR
MEXICAN RICE AND BEANS
MIXED SALAD
POTATO SALAD
COLE SLAW
FRUIT SELECTIONS

24 Sep, 2010

Well, it’s been a very, very, very slow week in AC.  I’m sure you’ve all read about the “raids” and all that shit.  I refuse to really go into the “raids”, that’s completely political and the Bully don’t play that shit.  Let them sort it out, not my bizness, nahmean?  But, if you’ve been going to AC, or the PI for a couple years, then you know that this is business as usual (corruption lines the pockets of the corrupt, the rich get richer, so on and so on).  Shakedowns, extortion, innocent behind bars for no reason.  But given the current global climate on “Human Trafficking”(damn you Bush!), I as an educated “Monger”,  understands what’s happening……I will not go into any further details…..so relax on the YM’s, ok.  Shit will settle down, like it always does, AC will not disappear.  So, in the mean time here’s a vid from my last trip.  It wasn’t allowed to take pics or video, it was WOW Wednesday, and the Blue Nile just opened back up…..but shit, I had too!

Blue Nile WOW Wednesday

18 Sep, 2010

Here’s some more tasty wenches from the One Eyed Wench, enjoy.

Come in and Meet our Wenches at The One Eyed Wench

Open Daily 6PM – 3AM.

Happy Hour 6PM – 8PM Daily

55 Peso Local Drinks

100 Peso Lady Drinks

Normal price Local Drinks 75-85 pesos (i.e. vodka red bull 75 pesos)

Normal price Lady Drinks 150 Peso

Customer Appreciation Night last Friday of each month 8pm – 11pm free local drinks

Come meet our wenches having fun

Top Quality Finger food from Tequila Reef

All Board Members will receive a 10% discount on your total bill (outside of happy hour or other promotions) when you show your card at One Eyed Wench.

13 Sep, 2010

Here’s some lovely Wenches compliments of Colin from the One Eyed Wench.

Come in and Meet our Wenches at The One Eyed Wench

Open Daily 6PM – 3AM.

Happy Hour 6PM – 8PM Daily

55 Peso Local Drinks

100 Peso Lady Drinks

Normal price Local Drinks 75-85 pesos (i.e. vodka red bull 75 pesos)

Normal price Lady Drinks 150 Peso

Customer Appreciation Night last Friday of each month 8pm – 11pm free local drinks

Come meet our wenches having fun!  All Board Members receive 10% discount off total bill.

11 Sep, 2010

How historic this day is.  Planes used as WMD’s.  Victims, casualties, loss of life for no known apparent reason.  But, for what?  To get a message through?  To get a point across?  Religion?  Economy?  Believes? The free will of man?  Tyranny?  Monopolization? Oil?  Fuck!!!  I’ve been over there and it’s hard as hell to get some decent poontang!!!

Here’s an ad from the ol’ One Eyed Wench, courtesy of my friend Colin (BM there)it just might float your boat or find your lost remote.

Come in and Meet our Wenches at The One Eyed Wench

Open Daily 6PM – 3AM.

Happy Hour 6PM – 8PM Daily

55 Peso Local Drinks

100 Peso Lady Drinks

Normal price Local Drinks 75-85 pesos (i.e. vodka red bull 75 pesos)

Normal price Lady Drinks 150 Peso

Customer Appreciation Night last Friday of each month 8pm – 11pm free local drinks

Come meet our wenches having fun

Top Quality Finger food from Tequila Reef

All Board Members will receive a 10% discount on your total bill (outside of happy hour or other promotions) when you show your card at One Eyed Wench.

10 Sep, 2010

Almost every time I see an advertisement for the Golden Garter it’s a hot ass bitch (I call them “bitch” because every “chick”, “girl”, or “woman” still has the “bitch” inside of her, and where I’m from the term “bitch” isn’t exactly a derogatory statement, it would depend on how you said it)  It broke my heart to re-size these pics, especially the first one!

*Edit* Cloney, we’ve talked about this, need more room on the page, haha! Oh well, check the ad’s and if your in town, ever, hit ‘em up!

8 Sep, 2010

Ok, I’m back, well was never really gone, but I’m back on board, but I never really left….so suck it bitches, if you like my style of posting or not, fucking suck-a-dick-up-till-you-hiccup!   I really haven’t posted much in the last 2 weeks, due to my own fucking stupid head.  I’ve been going through some personal Mongering-moral-ethic’s-blah-blah-bullshit, and I’ve deduced through sound reasoning that, that is what I am, a Monger in terms of sort.  I was a “monger’ before I even knew the meaning of the term, when I learned what it meant I was like “oh yeah, I’ve been doing that for like ever”.  I’ve never questioned it before, so why should I now?  So, this is what I came up with….those suffering from the dreaded PPD and the spank tank is full……haha…….enjoy!