February 11th, 2011

Showgirls, Body Art, Lingerie Shows, Balloon Fests, Dance Productions, Pole Dancers, Prize Drawings, Candle Shows——yep, it’s just a regular day at the office for Dollhouse Group.   Ok, it’s Valentine’s Day on Monday too.

September 13th, 2010

Here’s a little video snippet from inside Dragon’s Den, which is located above Club Asia.   Thanks to Tequila Reef for the vid.

June 18th, 2010

I’ll let the video of this guy in Club Asia speak for itself….

June 12th, 2010

Here are a few recent pics from Club Asia.  I stopped in there very late one night last trip but it was after a long day of barhopping that started early on Perimeter with a bunch of PIatNight members.  I was in such a sweaty, sloppy, blurry state of drunkenness that I couldn’t even muster the ability or energy required to select a quality barfine.

So what did I do?  Why, what any self-respecting AC monger would do under such circumstances; stumbled over to Santos Street for a hands-free protein extraction, haha.

(hat tip to Tequila Reef for the pics)

May 21st, 2010

No, it’s not Angelwitch, but a Club Asia paint session instead.  Just about as close to nudity as you’re gonna ever get on YouTube.

May 16th, 2010

I am hoping the name of this Dollhouse Group party at Emperor’s Lounge next Sunday is in reference to the Baha Men’s annoyingly catchy song and not indicative of the quality of the women that will be present.  Anyway, check the banner below for details.  Woof, woof, woof!  (it was a damn catchy song though, wasn’t it)

Who Let The Dogs Out Party - Emperor's Lounge - Sunday, May 23rd @ 6pm

March 13th, 2010

Here’s a video of a pretty hot dancer in Club Asia doin’ her thang.  It looks likes the cameraman had a front row seat.

March 10, 2010

Well it seems to be official, the Casi Cielo, is, sigh, no longer.  I never even got to go there, kinda bummed out by this.  Now I’ve seen grand openings and closings of bars in so many countries, but seeing this club get bought out so quickly, and the name changed so fast, it kind of took me by surprise. Oh well, if the word is good, I’ll check it out next trip.

March 8^th, 2010

Emperor’s Lounge is located on the 2nd floor above Club Asia.  It’s really just an upper extension of Club Asia, much like Blue Nile Executive was simply an upstairs add-on to Blue Nile.   Sure, they tried to pass it off as a different club, but everyone quickly thought of it just as I described.  Emperor’s Lounge is no different.

The entrance stairs are to the right as you enter Club Asia, behind the first dance floor.  They feature spotlight dancers, slow dancing, and a runway walk with certain girls going one by one.   The décor does have an “Emperor’s Lounge” type feel to it, so I will give them that much.  When I stopped in Club Asia for my first time, last November, I don’t even think this was open yet, so I’ll have to check it out on my next trip.

Emperor’s Lounge, Angeles City, Philippines

March 7, 2010

Bedroom Bully checking in once again.  Since posting my first informative post on here, I’ve received nothing but positive responses from many people, through emails and YM’s, I’ve received a lot of “thank you’s”, “you keep it real” and “keep posting”.  So, with that said, I will continue to post my “Hints and Tips, and Things you’ll See and Hear” while in AC.
First I’ll start off with some info…it wouldn’t hurt you to learn a little Tagalog to help you on your journey, whether it be talking to a girl, getting your check after your meal, or things you might her these girls say, and you just sit there looking stupid, and the girls are laughing at your expense and you don’t even know it!
The only reason I learned Tagalog, and I mean the only fucking reason, was when I was in Korea for the first time, sitting at these Filipina Bars and there’s like a dozen girls there and I can’t understand a fucking thing that there saying, they would look at me, and then talk to there friends and then usually laugh or smile, this shit drove me crazy, so I began to learn Tagalog.  Now, I’m not fluent in the language, and I speak basic Tagalog, not the dialects from every different province, but I know more than enough to get an idea of what the fuck the girls are talking about right in front of my face, and when the girls realize that you speak/understand Tagalog, the use of Tagalog speak goes way, way down, and the English comes out, fucking hilarious.  After conferring with my wife (stunning Filipina) and Google (because her spelling isn‘t that great), I’ve got some more Tagalog words/phrases that you’ll probably hear while in AC…..

First, how to speak it properly, I’ll break it down how I learned it.  Ok, here’s a Tagalog word, “Kaunti”, I broke it down by the vowels, you would say it like this – “Kah-oon-ti”, this means “a little, or a little bit”.  This is how I self taught myself to learn/read/write Tagalog.  Simply break it down to It’s simplest forms.

Some other things about the Tagalog language,  the alphabet only has 20 letters, 5 vowels, and 15 consonants.  So understanding that, you’ll understand why it seems like it takes like 30 Tagalog words to say some of the simplest things in another language.

Ok, onto some words/terms you may hear…

Bola-Bola (Bo-la Bo-la) – means “bullshit”, like that’s/your fucking bullshit

Tanga (Tahn-gah) - means “stupid”, maybe you are

Ikaw (Ee-cow) – means “you”, like Bola-Bola ikaw, haha

OO (Oh-Oh) – means “yes”

Tahimid (Tah-he-mid) – means like “you, shut-up”

Maraming (Ma-ra-ming) – means “a lot”

Sinungaling, (Sin-uun-ga-ling) – means “liar”

Masarap (Mah-sa-rop) – means “delicious”, like “mag-masarap kantut ako, diba”, means “I’m a very delicious fuck, did you know”, haha

Mabaho (mah-bah-ho) – means “bad smell, stinky”, could be you, haha, take a shower you nasty bastard

Titi (Tee-Tee) - means “penis”, dick, cock, whatever you call it, I’m sure you have a pet name for it

Pek-Pek (Peck-Peck) – means “vagina”, pussy, cat, cock hole, sand box, wet jungle, death trap, whatever you call it

Puki (Poo-key) – means, the same as Pek-Pek

Kantut (Can-toot) – means “sex”, fucking, fuck, bone, smash, relations, whatever you fucking call it

Puwete (Poo-wet) – means “butt”, ass, pillow, butt, ba-donka-donk, 3rd hole, whatever you call it

So-So (Sue-sue) – means “breasts”, tits, fun bags, headlights, whatever you call it

Halik (Hall-ik) – means “kiss”, don’t think I need to explain any further

Puso (Poo-so) – means “heart”, uh huh, I broke your heart, see how you are!!!

Bahala ka Dyan (Bah-ha-la ka da-yon) means “whatever” usually in a pissed off manner, usually not a good thing to hear

Gutom ako (Goo-tome ah-ko) – means “I’m hungry”

Pok-Pok (Poke-Poke) – means “prostitute and or referred to as a bargirl“, this one I don’t agree with, but my wife is very certain of this one. In my eyes and mind there is a clear distinction between a “bargirl” and a “prostitute”(yes mongers have a conscience), but whatever, not my country, haha.

Busog ako (Boo-sog ah-ko) – means “I’m full”, like after you finish your meal, you’re full.

Maldita (Mall-dee-tah) – means “slut or whore”, you get it

Sankopunta (Sahnka- poon-tah) – means like “ hey, where are you going”, like the girl is talking to you, and you just get up and leave, could be good, could be bad

Kainin mo Titi ko (Kah-in-in mo tee-tee ko) – loosely means “blowjob”, always a good thing to ask before you BF

Sip-sip titi ko (Sip-sip tee-tee ko) – means, the same as a blowjob, just a faster way to say it.

Mag bayad kana (Mahg- bah-yahd-kah-nah) – means like “check please”, like how to get your check/bill after you eat your meal or whatever, I usually make like a square in the air, like I’m drawing a square with my fingers in the air, it usually works.

Gustong gusto kita (Goo-stong Goo-stow Key-tah) – means “ I really like you”, you might hear this, you might not, could be real, could be not, but what are we really in AC for, uh-huh?

Gusto talaga kita kantutin (Goo-stow tall-a-gah key-at can-toot-in) - means, “ I really want to fuck you”, always nice to hear, have heard it many times, haha.

Gusto mo ominom (Goo-stow mo omm-in-omm) - means “Do you want a drink”.

And to my favorite saying…..

Kantutan Tayo (Can-toot-tan Thai-yo) – means like “we go fuck now”, haha, so simple, 2 words, hahaha.

Ok, that’s it for that, reading that back, I said “Poo” a lot, bonus points, haha.

That’s it for tonight, and as always – happy mongering and salute!!!

March 7^th, 2010

For this month’s feature hotel, I’m going with a place my friend Alfred told me about, the Bangkok Hotel.  He has stayed there several trips now and swears to me it’s a great place at a great value.

The Bangkok Hotel is neatly located down on Lower Fields, just across from Club Asia and the Walk-about Hotel.  It is Korean owned, hence the Korean restaurant right out in front of it.  Alfred says the rooms are great, with excellent Wi-Fi for ‘net junkies like him, and the location is perfect for hardcore barhoppers.  At 1,100 pesos, it’s a great value for being situated right where it is.

If you’re a newbie going to AC soon, and you’re not sure where to stay yet, this place is a great option.  You will be right in the thick of the action, not needing to worry much about trikes, and for a budget price that can’t be beat.  Another reason I’m making this my Hotel of the Month is because it also gives me the shameless opportunity to recite one of my favorite Chinese Proverbs:   “Man who walk sideways through turnstile, always going to Bangkok.”

Bangkok Hotel, Angeles City, Philippines

February 26th, 2010

It was a long week of show and pageantry, but the “Miss Club Asia 2010″ contest came to an end last Saturday night in Club Tropix.  There were winners in several different categories including Best in Gown, Best in Swimsuit, Miss Photogenic, etc.

I can’t tell you who the winner was because I really don’t know.  I mainly just enjoy looking at some photos of the hot babes from AC when I’m not there.  Check out the photo album below if you do too.

Miss Club Asia 2010 Photoshoot Finals in Club Tropix
(61 photos – courtesy Club Asia)

February 16^th, 2010

This past weekend, at the Wild Orchid Resort on Santos Street, Club Asia held its “Miss Club Asia Photo-shoot 2010”, Day 1.

So I suppose there will be multiple days to this contest going on all week; it’s kind of like the Olympics, only nobody gets killed going 90 mph on their backs, and the competitors are hot little brown chicks in bikinis, versus hairy, chap-lipped white women in full-body snow-suits.

The girls were in their Sunday best for the occasion, as you can see in the accompanying photo album below.  Good luck to all contestants and remember:

Sometimes you win…..sometimes you luge.

Miss Club Asia Photo-shoot 2010 at Wild Orchid Resort
(25 photos)

February 12^th, 2010

The Dollhouse Group is throwing a bunch of parties this week also.  First, on Sunday, they have their own share of Valentine’s Day parties in each of their bars.

It’s a Monger’s Choice between Atlantis, Dollhouse, Club Asia, Pony Tails, Tropix or Crystal Palace.  Witness an entire array of sexy, erotic dance performances and shows within those clubs, along with finger food and other specials.

Then, in celebration of the Chinese New Year, the DHG clubs will be hosting a slew of other parties and events throughout the entire week of 14 – 20 Feb.  Visit their site(s) for more details.

Valentine’s Day & Chinese New Year Parties in Dollhouse Club

Valentine’s Day & Chinese New Year Parties in Club Atlantis

Valentine’s Day & Chinese New Year Parties in Club Asia

Valentine’s Day & Chinese New Year Parties in Crystal Palace

Valentine’s Day & Chinese New Year Parties in Tropix

Valentine’s Day & Chinese New Year Parties in Pony Tails