June 10th, 2010

For June’s Club of the Month, we chose Rhapsody.  Located right on the corner of Fields and Santos, across from Kokomoz, you literally walk in to this club on almost every barhop.

Mark, aka “Hollywood” was kind enough to donate a heap of sexy photos from Rhapsody for this feature.   Home to several regular, long-standing events such as the Doghouse Parties and WOW Wednesdays, Rhapsody Club has been one of the constants on Fields Ave for quite a while now.  Within its red-velvet interior, you’ll find everything from stunningly sexy spinners to mammothly mammaried MILFs.  I know I’ve pulled quite a few out of there over the years.

For now, enjoy Hollywood’s Rhapsody pics and be sure to stop in on your next trip.  You can’t miss it.

May 6th, 2010

By Amarillo del Sol

Well guys, as promised I’m trying to keep my promise by keeping up with my NEW style of Bar Hop report, focusing on a single bar and reporting on it in more detail.  Now that I have finished my position at Lollipop & Treasure Island Bars, I hope to begin to get back to my Bar Hopping ways and enjoy the scene a little bit more often.  Now that I have given myself a little room to operate I also decided it was about time to settle in with the NEW Honeyko.  Those may remember my dalliance with Jella.  Although we had been on and off a bit here and there, I guess she has my heart, is under my skin, or whatever clinical or dermatological phrase might best apply.  Even though Cooper is still renting a room from me, and the fact my modest house only has one CR;  I still asked Jella to move in with me, and she did – Like the old TV commercial use to say: “Hey, there’s always room for Jell-a.”

Those of you who follow my barhop reports have long known I have been a fan of Perimeter Road bars, and when I went to work on Fields Ave, I hardly had the time to visit my favorite old haunts to see what’s been going on in my absence.  One of my Perimeter Road favorites was always Eruption Bar.  Eruption Bar is larger than many Fields Avenue bars, however it’s a little off the beaten path.  It’s located on a little side street off Perimeter Road behind Dr. Holmes Bar, just across the road from Bambinos Restaurant.

Eruption Bar opens at 3pm and closes at 1am.  Like many Perimeter Bars, they feature extremely inexpensive bar drinks for both Customers (60P) and Lady Drinks (110p).  I really like the physical layout of Eruptions.  This is not some small Perimeter Road bar. Eruption Bar is larger than many of popular Fields Ave bars.  The stage is HUGE and let me tell you brothers, they need it.  There are nearly 200 girls in Eruption Bar at the moment.  I mean really a FUCKING Lot of girls!  The stage itself is a large U-shaped stage.  There is a typical “perverts row” bar seating all around the stage.  Each side of the stage has another elevated circle stage with a pole.  You’ll usually find 3 or 4 Eruption cuties dancing in the circles jockeying for “Pole Position.”

On either side of the stage as you face it there are extremely large booths.  The sightlines from the booths are OK, but less than ideal for scooping the action, particularly during the many show/events that Eruption Bar hosts.  What the booth are perfect for are groups of folks that want to party together and be comfortable doing so.  Those that remember back, Eruption Bar was where me and my friends chose to party this past New Years Eve. It was the perfect venue.  The booths are also great for 2 to 3 guys to sit and drink with a couple of gals each.  At Eruptions’ Lady Drink prices, you can easily afford to table 2 or 3 girls without fear of going broke.

On the subject of Double Lady Drinks, I have mixed feelings.  Firstly, single or double, I will not buy a Non-alcoholic drink.  No iced tea, no mango juice, and never a 200-300 peso Gatorade.  I will buy a bottle of SML Double Lady Drink, but I ask the gal drinks it in a glass with ice, as I do.  In my experience, this yields more total sit time than a single rum coke or gin tonic.  Now, if I don’t know the girl yet, or feel vague about our chemistry, I’ll order her a single 1st and then if all’s good, move to a double.  Especially now with the NEW Honeyko, I’m not about the EWR or interview, so I’m usually content to buy drinks for gals I know and enjoy their company.

Back to bar design, I think the best stage views are from the large “Pub Height Tables” and comfortable stools facing the stage.  In fact, with the number of girls packed in Eruption Bar these table often become mini stages themselves.  When I was in prepping this report on one occasion, each of the table had 1 or 2 dancing atop, a very pleasurable sight to see.  Imagine, a huge stage filled with gals and then every table you look around you, including yours, with a dancer or two on top.  Just glance up!

In the back of the bar you’ll find what is likely one of the nicest CR’s in Angeles City. Guys, you know you are in a third world country, and one day, when you least expect it, THE DROP with hit you.  I have a certain comfort in knowing that if it does come today, there is somewhere non-disgusting to do whatever business needs to be done!  Further, the CR always has hand soap, towels and rubbing alcohol for your hands.  So clean, so simple.  Why can’t every bar in AC manage this oh-so-simple formula?  Eruption Bar, we recognize this happens because the management makes sure the CR is cleaned and stocked.  It is no accident – AND THANK YOU FOR THAT!

Though I have a custom pool cue, I’m no Minnesota Fats.  However, Eruption does feature two very good pool tables.  There always seems to be several very talented players waiting for their turn to shoot!  The bar host pool leagues several times a week.  I can’t think of a better venue for the dual purpose pleasure of shooting a game of eight-ball and getting your jollies watching many fine looking dancers strut their stuff on stage and on the tables all around you!  Did I mention that this bar has a lot of fucking girls working here????

Another nice feature of the pool area is the many and varied photos from Clark Air Base back in the day.  The most interesting photos are of Mt. Pinatubo as she was blow her chunks into the sky.  My understanding of the history of Eruption Bar is that it in fact occupies a building that was left derelict by Mt. Pinatubo; only fitting that the bar takes its name and theme from that tragic event.

If you can tear your eyes away from the MANY, MANY fucking girls packed into Eruption Bar, take a few minutes to check out Eruption Bar’s Mini Eruption Museum. The photos are great and very beautiful in a scary, creepy, kind of way.  There a couple of big comfortable booths in the pool room as well; a quieter space to chat up a lady or sit with friends and drink.  The pool room is also accessible from Dr. Holmes Bar.  Even though the pool area offers nice sight-lines into the main bar and stage, it remains somewhat quieter and more placid the main room.

Eruption Bar is part of the Perimeter Road Group that programs several weekly events: “Monday Madness,” “Wednesday Bash” and “Saturday Night Fever”.  The other bars in the marketing group are:  Foxy, Club Stampede, Dr. Holmes Bar, Shooterz and Emotions. These weekly events are extremely popular, in particular with local ex-pats.  When you attend these events you’ll see familiar faces at the events each week.  The shows in my mind are a smidgen better than the Doghouse, WOW Wednesday, Manic Monday events. They seem to be better organized, and the shows themselves are much more entertaining. There is a consistency in the performances, you can see the girls rehearsed and the choreography and costumes are very professional.  Also, the girls seem to really enjoy their performances.

I’m not knocking the Doghouse events.  God knows, I was a big part of them the past several months, however, the Perimeter Group shows are more consistent and of slightly better quality.  I particularly enjoyed Monday Madness show at Eruption this week.  The Eruption Bar Spotlight Dancer performed an awesome routine, fronted by Paula, who is certainly one of the best dancers in all of Angeles City.  Eruption Bar, and the entire Perimeter Road Group has their heart in the right place as well.  No Grinches here; Eruption Bar gives back to the community.  The entire group supports The RSL Children’s Charity with proceeds from their events.  Furthermore, Eruption Bar donates to the charity every time a customer throws Ping Pong Balls, Rings the Bell or buys any of its Logo Merchandise.  That’s nice, isn’t it?

Well, the bottom line…what most guys want to know:  What about the girls????  Well, dudes…it’s all about the girls and man let me tell you, Eruption Bar has a SHITLOAD of girls, nearly 200!!  I know I’m repeating myself but OMG, it’s a freaking lot of ladies in this bar.  There is something for every taste:  SPINNERS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  CHERRY GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  TALL GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  JOLLIBEE GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  LESIBIANS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  PREGGO GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  (Oh but it’s the owners wife so maybe stay away from her you sickos!)  Bottom line, like a mega car dealership back home – Eruption Bar has an ass for every seat!

April 19th, 2010

Everyone I talk to who either lives in AC or has just recently visited has one thing in common to say when asked, “So which bar in town is really rockin’ these days?”

Dirty Duck.

No one is sure why exactly, but for whatever reason, Dirty Duck has enjoyed quite a resurgence back into those “best bar” discussions these past few months.  It’s always a matter of personal taste, but when a bar has a good lineup of lively and attractive girls, good management and that intangible good “atmosphere” factor, it’s hard for it not to receive high praises from the majority of visitors.

Case in point, our very own Bedroom Bully was simply raving about the place upon his return.  I’m sure we’ll hear more about it from him in greater detail once he starts churning out more trip reports here.   Until then, I’ll leave you with some photos from Dirty Duck, donated to the Funpage by “EwaBeach” of PIatNight.com.

March 8^th, 2010

Emperor’s Lounge is located on the 2nd floor above Club Asia.  It’s really just an upper extension of Club Asia, much like Blue Nile Executive was simply an upstairs add-on to Blue Nile.   Sure, they tried to pass it off as a different club, but everyone quickly thought of it just as I described.  Emperor’s Lounge is no different.

The entrance stairs are to the right as you enter Club Asia, behind the first dance floor.  They feature spotlight dancers, slow dancing, and a runway walk with certain girls going one by one.   The décor does have an “Emperor’s Lounge” type feel to it, so I will give them that much.  When I stopped in Club Asia for my first time, last November, I don’t even think this was open yet, so I’ll have to check it out on my next trip.

March 7, 2010

Bedroom Bully checking in once again.  Since posting my first informative post on here, I’ve received nothing but positive responses from many people, through emails and YM’s, I’ve received a lot of “thank you’s”, “you keep it real” and “keep posting”.  So, with that said, I will continue to post my “Hints and Tips, and Things you’ll See and Hear” while in AC.
First I’ll start off with some info…it wouldn’t hurt you to learn a little Tagalog to help you on your journey, whether it be talking to a girl, getting your check after your meal, or things you might her these girls say, and you just sit there looking stupid, and the girls are laughing at your expense and you don’t even know it!
The only reason I learned Tagalog, and I mean the only fucking reason, was when I was in Korea for the first time, sitting at these Filipina Bars and there’s like a dozen girls there and I can’t understand a fucking thing that there saying, they would look at me, and then talk to there friends and then usually laugh or smile, this shit drove me crazy, so I began to learn Tagalog.  Now, I’m not fluent in the language, and I speak basic Tagalog, not the dialects from every different province, but I know more than enough to get an idea of what the fuck the girls are talking about right in front of my face, and when the girls realize that you speak/understand Tagalog, the use of Tagalog speak goes way, way down, and the English comes out, fucking hilarious.  After conferring with my wife (stunning Filipina) and Google (because her spelling isn‘t that great), I’ve got some more Tagalog words/phrases that you’ll probably hear while in AC…..

First, how to speak it properly, I’ll break it down how I learned it.  Ok, here’s a Tagalog word, “Kaunti”, I broke it down by the vowels, you would say it like this – “Kah-oon-ti”, this means “a little, or a little bit”.  This is how I self taught myself to learn/read/write Tagalog.  Simply break it down to It’s simplest forms.

Some other things about the Tagalog language,  the alphabet only has 20 letters, 5 vowels, and 15 consonants.  So understanding that, you’ll understand why it seems like it takes like 30 Tagalog words to say some of the simplest things in another language.

Ok, onto some words/terms you may hear…

Bola-Bola (Bo-la Bo-la) – means “bullshit”, like that’s/your fucking bullshit

Tanga (Tahn-gah) - means “stupid”, maybe you are

Ikaw (Ee-cow) – means “you”, like Bola-Bola ikaw, haha

OO (Oh-Oh) – means “yes”

Tahimid (Tah-he-mid) – means like “you, shut-up”

Maraming (Ma-ra-ming) – means “a lot”

Sinungaling, (Sin-uun-ga-ling) – means “liar”

Masarap (Mah-sa-rop) – means “delicious”, like “mag-masarap kantut ako, diba”, means “I’m a very delicious fuck, did you know”, haha

Mabaho (mah-bah-ho) – means “bad smell, stinky”, could be you, haha, take a shower you nasty bastard

Titi (Tee-Tee) - means “penis”, dick, cock, whatever you call it, I’m sure you have a pet name for it

Pek-Pek (Peck-Peck) – means “vagina”, pussy, cat, cock hole, sand box, wet jungle, death trap, whatever you call it

Puki (Poo-key) – means, the same as Pek-Pek

Kantut (Can-toot) – means “sex”, fucking, fuck, bone, smash, relations, whatever you fucking call it

Puwete (Poo-wet) – means “butt”, ass, pillow, butt, ba-donka-donk, 3rd hole, whatever you call it

So-So (Sue-sue) – means “breasts”, tits, fun bags, headlights, whatever you call it

Halik (Hall-ik) – means “kiss”, don’t think I need to explain any further

Puso (Poo-so) – means “heart”, uh huh, I broke your heart, see how you are!!!

Bahala ka Dyan (Bah-ha-la ka da-yon) means “whatever” usually in a pissed off manner, usually not a good thing to hear

Gutom ako (Goo-tome ah-ko) – means “I’m hungry”

Pok-Pok (Poke-Poke) – means “prostitute and or referred to as a bargirl“, this one I don’t agree with, but my wife is very certain of this one. In my eyes and mind there is a clear distinction between a “bargirl” and a “prostitute”(yes mongers have a conscience), but whatever, not my country, haha.

Busog ako (Boo-sog ah-ko) – means “I’m full”, like after you finish your meal, you’re full.

Maldita (Mall-dee-tah) – means “slut or whore”, you get it

Sankopunta (Sahnka- poon-tah) – means like “ hey, where are you going”, like the girl is talking to you, and you just get up and leave, could be good, could be bad

Kainin mo Titi ko (Kah-in-in mo tee-tee ko) – loosely means “blowjob”, always a good thing to ask before you BF

Sip-sip titi ko (Sip-sip tee-tee ko) – means, the same as a blowjob, just a faster way to say it.

Mag bayad kana (Mahg- bah-yahd-kah-nah) – means like “check please”, like how to get your check/bill after you eat your meal or whatever, I usually make like a square in the air, like I’m drawing a square with my fingers in the air, it usually works.

Gustong gusto kita (Goo-stong Goo-stow Key-tah) – means “ I really like you”, you might hear this, you might not, could be real, could be not, but what are we really in AC for, uh-huh?

Gusto talaga kita kantutin (Goo-stow tall-a-gah key-at can-toot-in) - means, “ I really want to fuck you”, always nice to hear, have heard it many times, haha.

Gusto mo ominom (Goo-stow mo omm-in-omm) - means “Do you want a drink”.

And to my favorite saying…..

Kantutan Tayo (Can-toot-tan Thai-yo) – means like “we go fuck now”, haha, so simple, 2 words, hahaha.

Ok, that’s it for that, reading that back, I said “Poo” a lot, bonus points, haha.

That’s it for tonight, and as always – happy mongering and salute!!!

September 9th, 2009

This month I’ll elaborate a bit more on our Hotel and Club of the Month selections.  First, the Underground Bar as Club of the Month.  I’ve heard some nice things about the place so far and they even have a website up already.  It has some additional pics of the girls on there (who I hear are quite a frisky bunch) and it looks like it will be updated frequently.  It’s nice to have a new bar like this right there on Santos St.  Perfect for a first and/or last stop if you’re staying at the Wild Orchid or Pacific Breeze (whenever it re-opens).  Although the average expected lifespan of a new bar in AC is only slightly longer than a 2nd Lieutenant’s was in Vietnam, I am hoping Underground Bar makes it.  Be sure to stop in and check it out on your next trip.

Now for Hotel of the Month I just picked a random one to report on.   After looking at the Medgar Apartelle’s website and researching some posts about it on PIatNight and AC2, it sounds like a decent, reasonably priced place to stay while in AC.   Deluxe rooms are regularly priced at 1,700 pesos ($36) and Executive rooms are at 2,400 pesos ($50).  That being said, their website now advertises a 25% “Rainy Season Discount” going through September, so you might find value in that.  I will say this though:  Due to the location of it, I wouldn’t recommend it for the first-time (or lazy) visitor.

As you will see from the overhead map on their website, it is located a few blocks off of Fields in somewhat of a residential area.  What I always tell the newbies is this:  Get one of the places right on lower Fields in the heart of the action for your first trip.  It just simplifies things for you and you don’t have to worry about getting lost or dealing with trike drivers that much.  But for the experienced visitor who might want to try a new place or someplace quieter and low-key, Medgar Apartelle might be worth checking out.   See their website for more details.