April 15th, 2011

I shoulda posted this sooner—but with the vacation and all—anyway, all this month in Lollipop they are having a “Midnight Madness” promo.   That’s 20% off of EVERYTHING from midnight til closing.   And yes, they mean EVERYTHING.   Gotta love the “Everything Must Go!” line in the poster below….

I’ll take one of these “to go” please…

29 May, 2010

This video is from one of my last nights on my last trip.  Me, Dru, DS, and DS’s girl, and J-Bones, just doing some good old fashioned barhoppin’.

May 13th, 2010

Here’s a cool video of a place rarely talked about on the ‘net, Love & Music Bar.  Located down the end of Lower Fields, past Blue Nile…in what is called “Fields Plaza”.  This guy’s video portrays a sort of “psychedelic” party vibe in L&M.

In just over 4 minutes, the video captures an interesting atmospheric slice of just what a regular night in an Angeles City bar is like.  You have skinny European dude at 02:02, clearly describing to the girls how much extra he’ll pay if they shit on his chest later.

Then, you have chain-smoking Korean dude fondling a coupla cuties at 2:15, followed immediately by two middle-aged men dancing foolishly on the circular stage before leaving—–the muscular one in wife-beater bearing a strong, albeit blurry, resemblance to one of our favorite photo contributors, (Sandman?) haha.

But best of all, the video focuses in on what AC is really all about—–booze and ass!  There was some funky looking writing that went along with this video on YouTube; Russian characters I think.  Anyway, I think the point here is that AC is for everyone to share and enjoy.  Thanks for the video, Comrade!

May 13th, 2010

That’s a real steal in Angeles City these days.  A chill place on Perimeter to sit outdoors and drink cheap beer?  Heck yeah.  So why do they call it “The Doghouse”?  Well, Mr. Pig pisses off Mrs. Pig almost hourly, so he needs a place to hide, haha.  You see, when Mrs. Pig’s gets angry with him, he hides out in their new outdoor Nipa Hut a.k.a, the “Dog House.”

This cozy outdoor Nipa Hut has just recently arrived and is now open for business.
Come in and enjoy San Miguel, San-Mig Light and even Coors Light Beer

for only 35 pesos.  This isn’t draft beer prices, it is their everyday price in “The Dog House”……Cheap Charlie’s Rejoice!
Renovations on the bar are nearly complete inside and the computer is being loaded With  for of the latest music—-Lady Gaga, 2NE1, Pussycat Dolls and all of the other popular tunes you have grown to love to hate in AC.

And don’t forget the 999 peso “Side of Bacon” (SOB), only at Willie Pig’s!

The Willie Pig's "Doghouse" Nipa Hut - Now Open

Inside the "Doghouse"

Mr. and Mrs. Pig

May 12th, 2010

Some real cuties in this bunch dancing at Tequila Reef Cantina.  (I like the one at far left) 

Judging by how well they perform, perhaps a few have had prior job experience at other “establishments” in town? In Angeles, there are thin lines between everything; rarely is something what it appears to be at first glance.

May 11th, 2010

This coming Sunday at 9pm, Crystal Palace is holding its 2nd Anniversary Party.  They are going to try and set a “World Record for most body-painted girls on stage at one time!”  I wonder who holds the current record for that?  Atlantis?  Dollhouse?  I’m sure its a close neighbor.   See banner for all the details:

Crystal Palace 2nd Anniversary Party - Sunday, May 11th @ 9pm

May 11th, 2010

Here’s some recent footage from the newest mega-club in town, Forbidden City.  All accounts describe it as almost an exact copy of Club Atlantis; just a tad smaller with a different decor.  (that garish Bhudda statue, for instance)  Everyone also describes it as overflowing with brown & delicious looking LBFMs, and that is a good thing.

If you have 10 minutes and 26 seconds of time to spare watching sexy Filipinas parade on stage, wearing nothing but “painted” tops and thongs, then you’ll enjoy the clip.   If not, you’re gay.

May 10th, 2010

This Wednesday, May 12th, from 5pm to 8pm, Stampede Club is throwing its “Wednesday Bash Party”.  Admission is FREE and includes finger food.  Local drinks are p50, ladies drinks are p100.  Shows and girls from 6 different bars.  Raffles, prizes and other “special” surprises.  Use your imagination for what that means.

Wednesday Bash at Stampede Club - May 12th @ 5pm

May 9th, 2010

The video starts around the corner of Fields and Santos, by Rhapsody, and follows sukalamae22′s leisurely stroll past Gecko’s, Carousel, Atlantis, then around the block on Raymond and Real streets.  Along the way, you’ll see and hear the glowing nightlife “buzz” of Angeles City in prime time.  I’m usually pretty well incapacitated by this time of night, so it’s nice to get a clearer view of what it looks like, ha.

Funny how some girls don’t mind the camera, but others duck out of the way like they’re dodging a bullet with their name on it.  Check out the girl at 04:11 in this vid, haha.  I guess being inadvertently video-taped on Fields Ave while your Western Union sponsor thinks you’re back home “in da probince” is one of the risks you take trying to earn some extra pesos in AC, huh?  What was it the old circus guy, P.T. Barnum, said?  “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

May 8th, 2010

Ok, it’s been awhile since my last post – my bad ACFP.  I’ve been so damn busy since I got back to the “Real World”, i.e. normal life, work, family, PPD (it’s real) etc… I have been withholding these videos for one reason, my local man in AC – DRU ( you should know him from his video blogs), was supposed to give me the vid’s from my first week there.

*Info note*- I lost the entire first week of vid’s and pic’s from my last trip, goddamn laptop just decided to shit them out somewhere, can’t recover really anything from the first week there, sorry ACFP, there was a lot of “quality” that was, sigh, lost.  Also, for some reason after I uploaded the vid’s, the quality/fidelity took a shit also, well it seems that it did to me, maybe not to you the viewer.

I have also since upgraded my camera, from a Sony CyberShot to the latest and greatest Cannon PowerShot, fucking nice pics and the resolution is in full HD, so my next trip’s pic’s and vid’s will be razor/redic (info note – redic = ridiculous) sharp.  Anyways, on to the next one ( Jay-Z playing in my head, actually that song “On To The Next One”, has described the last 15 years of my life, always onto something better and greater).

May 7th, 2010

They dress sexy.  They scream “Gwapooooo, come inside!”.  They pull you into the bar and make you feel welcome.  And like this guys shows you in his video in front of Voodoo, they even run and get you load for your cell phone.  And it that’s not enough, they give you live, personal entertainment by dancing while you finish your food at Kokomoz.  Here’s to doorgirls, for making us all smile.

May 6th, 2010

By Amarillo del Sol

Well guys, as promised I’m trying to keep my promise by keeping up with my NEW style of Bar Hop report, focusing on a single bar and reporting on it in more detail.  Now that I have finished my position at Lollipop & Treasure Island Bars, I hope to begin to get back to my Bar Hopping ways and enjoy the scene a little bit more often.  Now that I have given myself a little room to operate I also decided it was about time to settle in with the NEW Honeyko.  Those may remember my dalliance with Jella.  Although we had been on and off a bit here and there, I guess she has my heart, is under my skin, or whatever clinical or dermatological phrase might best apply.  Even though Cooper is still renting a room from me, and the fact my modest house only has one CR;  I still asked Jella to move in with me, and she did – Like the old TV commercial use to say: “Hey, there’s always room for Jell-a.”

The new Honey-Ko "Jella"

Those of you who follow my barhop reports have long known I have been a fan of Perimeter Road bars, and when I went to work on Fields Ave, I hardly had the time to visit my favorite old haunts to see what’s been going on in my absence.  One of my Perimeter Road favorites was always Eruption Bar.  Eruption Bar is larger than many Fields Avenue bars, however it’s a little off the beaten path.  It’s located on a little side street off Perimeter Road behind Dr. Holmes Bar, just across the road from Bambinos Restaurant.

Entrance to Eruptions

Eruption Bar opens at 3pm and closes at 1am.  Like many Perimeter Bars, they feature extremely inexpensive bar drinks for both Customers (60P) and Lady Drinks (110p).  I really like the physical layout of Eruptions.  This is not some small Perimeter Road bar. Eruption Bar is larger than many of popular Fields Ave bars.  The stage is HUGE and let me tell you brothers, they need it.  There are nearly 200 girls in Eruption Bar at the moment.  I mean really a FUCKING Lot of girls!  The stage itself is a large U-shaped stage.  There is a typical “perverts row” bar seating all around the stage.  Each side of the stage has another elevated circle stage with a pole.  You’ll usually find 3 or 4 Eruption cuties dancing in the circles jockeying for “Pole Position.”

On either side of the stage as you face it there are extremely large booths.  The sightlines from the booths are OK, but less than ideal for scooping the action, particularly during the many show/events that Eruption Bar hosts.  What the booth are perfect for are groups of folks that want to party together and be comfortable doing so.  Those that remember back, Eruption Bar was where me and my friends chose to party this past New Years Eve. It was the perfect venue.  The booths are also great for 2 to 3 guys to sit and drink with a couple of gals each.  At Eruptions’ Lady Drink prices, you can easily afford to table 2 or 3 girls without fear of going broke.

On the subject of Double Lady Drinks, I have mixed feelings.  Firstly, single or double, I will not buy a Non-alcoholic drink.  No iced tea, no mango juice, and never a 200-300 peso Gatorade.  I will buy a bottle of SML Double Lady Drink, but I ask the gal drinks it in a glass with ice, as I do.  In my experience, this yields more total sit time than a single rum coke or gin tonic.  Now, if I don’t know the girl yet, or feel vague about our chemistry, I’ll order her a single 1st and then if all’s good, move to a double.  Especially now with the NEW Honeyko, I’m not about the EWR or interview, so I’m usually content to buy drinks for gals I know and enjoy their company.

New Years Eve at Eruptions

Back to bar design, I think the best stage views are from the large “Pub Height Tables” and comfortable stools facing the stage.  In fact, with the number of girls packed in Eruption Bar these table often become mini stages themselves.  When I was in prepping this report on one occasion, each of the table had 1 or 2 dancing atop, a very pleasurable sight to see.  Imagine, a huge stage filled with gals and then every table you look around you, including yours, with a dancer or two on top.  Just glance up!

In the back of the bar you’ll find what is likely one of the nicest CR’s in Angeles City. Guys, you know you are in a third world country, and one day, when you least expect it, THE DROP with hit you.  I have a certain comfort in knowing that if it does come today, there is somewhere non-disgusting to do whatever business needs to be done!  Further, the CR always has hand soap, towels and rubbing alcohol for your hands.  So clean, so simple.  Why can’t every bar in AC manage this oh-so-simple formula?  Eruption Bar, we recognize this happens because the management makes sure the CR is cleaned and stocked.  It is no accident – AND THANK YOU FOR THAT!

Eruptions Table-Top Dancers

Though I have a custom pool cue, I’m no Minnesota Fats.  However, Eruption does feature two very good pool tables.  There always seems to be several very talented players waiting for their turn to shoot!  The bar host pool leagues several times a week.  I can’t think of a better venue for the dual purpose pleasure of shooting a game of eight-ball and getting your jollies watching many fine looking dancers strut their stuff on stage and on the tables all around you!  Did I mention that this bar has a lot of fucking girls working here????

Another nice feature of the pool area is the many and varied photos from Clark Air Base back in the day.  The most interesting photos are of Mt. Pinatubo as she was blow her chunks into the sky.  My understanding of the history of Eruption Bar is that it in fact occupies a building that was left derelict by Mt. Pinatubo; only fitting that the bar takes its name and theme from that tragic event.

If you can tear your eyes away from the MANY, MANY fucking girls packed into Eruption Bar, take a few minutes to check out Eruption Bar’s Mini Eruption Museum. The photos are great and very beautiful in a scary, creepy, kind of way.  There a couple of big comfortable booths in the pool room as well; a quieter space to chat up a lady or sit with friends and drink.  The pool room is also accessible from Dr. Holmes Bar.  Even though the pool area offers nice sight-lines into the main bar and stage, it remains somewhat quieter and more placid the main room.

Eruptions Mt. Pinatubo Photos

Eruption Bar is part of the Perimeter Road Group that programs several weekly events: “Monday Madness,” “Wednesday Bash” and “Saturday Night Fever”.  The other bars in the marketing group are:  Foxy, Club Stampede, Dr. Holmes Bar, Shooterz and Emotions. These weekly events are extremely popular, in particular with local ex-pats.  When you attend these events you’ll see familiar faces at the events each week.  The shows in my mind are a smidgen better than the Doghouse, WOW Wednesday, Manic Monday events. They seem to be better organized, and the shows themselves are much more entertaining. There is a consistency in the performances, you can see the girls rehearsed and the choreography and costumes are very professional.  Also, the girls seem to really enjoy their performances.

Loads of girls at Eruptions

I’m not knocking the Doghouse events.  God knows, I was a big part of them the past several months, however, the Perimeter Group shows are more consistent and of slightly better quality.  I particularly enjoyed Monday Madness show at Eruption this week.  The Eruption Bar Spotlight Dancer performed an awesome routine, fronted by Paula, who is certainly one of the best dancers in all of Angeles City.  Eruption Bar, and the entire Perimeter Road Group has their heart in the right place as well.  No Grinches here; Eruption Bar gives back to the community.  The entire group supports The RSL Children’s Charity with proceeds from their events.  Furthermore, Eruption Bar donates to the charity every time a customer throws Ping Pong Balls, Rings the Bell or buys any of its Logo Merchandise.  That’s nice, isn’t it?

Sexy Spotlight Dancer Paula

Well, the bottom line…what most guys want to know:  What about the girls????  Well, dudes…it’s all about the girls and man let me tell you, Eruption Bar has a SHITLOAD of girls, nearly 200!!  I know I’m repeating myself but OMG, it’s a freaking lot of ladies in this bar.  There is something for every taste:  SPINNERS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  CHERRY GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  TALL GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  JOLLIBEE GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  LESIBIANS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  PREGGO GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  (Oh but it’s the owners wife so maybe stay away from her you sickos!)  Bottom line, like a mega car dealership back home – Eruption Bar has an ass for every seat!

More Photos from Eruptions Bar

May 6th, 2010

Well, it’s more of a slide-show with a nice R&B soundtrack, but still nice to watch.   3 minutes and 42 seconds of photos from BigJeff7606′s stay in Angeles.  His comments on the trip:  “Good times in the Philippines…”

Good times indeed BigJeff7606, good times indeed.

May 5th, 2010

Ok, so it looks like the owners of Willie Pig’s Restaurant are opening a bar variation of Willie Pig’s on Perimeter this Friday.  Here is what they posted on PIatNight, gotta appreciate the enthusiasm and novelty theme, haha:

“We’re making bacon!  Join Mr. & Mrs. Pig & All Our Little Piggies:

Renovations are under way — and with luck, come this Friday, this stage will be full of nasty little piglets instead of our naughty logo piggie for our Grand Opening on May 7th at 3pm.

They will be many cute little piglets on the stage, and all ready to serve YOU!  We’ll have FREE World Famous Willie Pig’s Finger Food throughout the day and night!  We also promise to have among the best prices in AC!

- 50 Peso Local Drinks
- 95 Peso Lady Drinks
- And Only…999 Pesos for a “Side Of Bacon” ( SOB )

Even though our prices are LOW, we guarantee our girls will earn full regular commissions—-The Bar will make less.  After all, ask Mrs. Pig, Willie Pig is the runt of the litter, he’s used to getting by on less!”

Willie Pig's Playpen Grand Opening - Friday, May 7th @ 3pm