May 9th, 2010

The video starts around the corner of Fields and Santos, by Rhapsody, and follows sukalamae22′s leisurely stroll past Gecko’s, Carousel, Atlantis, then around the block on Raymond and Real streets.  Along the way, you’ll see and hear the glowing nightlife “buzz” of Angeles City in prime time.  I’m usually pretty well incapacitated by this time of night, so it’s nice to get a clearer view of what it looks like, ha.

Funny how some girls don’t mind the camera, but others duck out of the way like they’re dodging a bullet with their name on it.  Check out the girl at 04:11 in this vid, haha.  I guess being inadvertently video-taped on Fields Ave while your Western Union sponsor thinks you’re back home “in da probince” is one of the risks you take trying to earn some extra pesos in AC, huh?  What was it the old circus guy, P.T. Barnum, said?  “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

May 8th, 2010

Ok, it’s been awhile since my last post – my bad ACFP.  I’ve been so damn busy since I got back to the “Real World”, i.e. normal life, work, family, PPD (it’s real) etc… I have been withholding these videos for one reason, my local man in AC – DRU ( you should know him from his video blogs), was supposed to give me the vid’s from my first week there.

*Info note*- I lost the entire first week of vid’s and pic’s from my last trip, goddamn laptop just decided to shit them out somewhere, can’t recover really anything from the first week there, sorry ACFP, there was a lot of “quality” that was, sigh, lost.  Also, for some reason after I uploaded the vid’s, the quality/fidelity took a shit also, well it seems that it did to me, maybe not to you the viewer.

I have also since upgraded my camera, from a Sony CyberShot to the latest and greatest Cannon PowerShot, fucking nice pics and the resolution is in full HD, so my next trip’s pic’s and vid’s will be razor/redic (info note – redic = ridiculous) sharp.  Anyways, on to the next one ( Jay-Z playing in my head, actually that song “On To The Next One”, has described the last 15 years of my life, always onto something better and greater).

May 7th, 2010

They dress sexy.  They scream “Gwapooooo, come inside!”.  They pull you into the bar and make you feel welcome.  And like this guys shows you in his video in front of Voodoo, they even run and get you load for your cell phone.  And it that’s not enough, they give you live, personal entertainment by dancing while you finish your food at Kokomoz.  Here’s to doorgirls, for making us all smile.

May 6th, 2010

By Amarillo del Sol

Well guys, as promised I’m trying to keep my promise by keeping up with my NEW style of Bar Hop report, focusing on a single bar and reporting on it in more detail.  Now that I have finished my position at Lollipop & Treasure Island Bars, I hope to begin to get back to my Bar Hopping ways and enjoy the scene a little bit more often.  Now that I have given myself a little room to operate I also decided it was about time to settle in with the NEW Honeyko.  Those may remember my dalliance with Jella.  Although we had been on and off a bit here and there, I guess she has my heart, is under my skin, or whatever clinical or dermatological phrase might best apply.  Even though Cooper is still renting a room from me, and the fact my modest house only has one CR;  I still asked Jella to move in with me, and she did – Like the old TV commercial use to say: “Hey, there’s always room for Jell-a.”

The new Honey-Ko "Jella"

Those of you who follow my barhop reports have long known I have been a fan of Perimeter Road bars, and when I went to work on Fields Ave, I hardly had the time to visit my favorite old haunts to see what’s been going on in my absence.  One of my Perimeter Road favorites was always Eruption Bar.  Eruption Bar is larger than many Fields Avenue bars, however it’s a little off the beaten path.  It’s located on a little side street off Perimeter Road behind Dr. Holmes Bar, just across the road from Bambinos Restaurant.

Entrance to Eruptions

Eruption Bar opens at 3pm and closes at 1am.  Like many Perimeter Bars, they feature extremely inexpensive bar drinks for both Customers (60P) and Lady Drinks (110p).  I really like the physical layout of Eruptions.  This is not some small Perimeter Road bar. Eruption Bar is larger than many of popular Fields Ave bars.  The stage is HUGE and let me tell you brothers, they need it.  There are nearly 200 girls in Eruption Bar at the moment.  I mean really a FUCKING Lot of girls!  The stage itself is a large U-shaped stage.  There is a typical “perverts row” bar seating all around the stage.  Each side of the stage has another elevated circle stage with a pole.  You’ll usually find 3 or 4 Eruption cuties dancing in the circles jockeying for “Pole Position.”

On either side of the stage as you face it there are extremely large booths.  The sightlines from the booths are OK, but less than ideal for scooping the action, particularly during the many show/events that Eruption Bar hosts.  What the booth are perfect for are groups of folks that want to party together and be comfortable doing so.  Those that remember back, Eruption Bar was where me and my friends chose to party this past New Years Eve. It was the perfect venue.  The booths are also great for 2 to 3 guys to sit and drink with a couple of gals each.  At Eruptions’ Lady Drink prices, you can easily afford to table 2 or 3 girls without fear of going broke.

On the subject of Double Lady Drinks, I have mixed feelings.  Firstly, single or double, I will not buy a Non-alcoholic drink.  No iced tea, no mango juice, and never a 200-300 peso Gatorade.  I will buy a bottle of SML Double Lady Drink, but I ask the gal drinks it in a glass with ice, as I do.  In my experience, this yields more total sit time than a single rum coke or gin tonic.  Now, if I don’t know the girl yet, or feel vague about our chemistry, I’ll order her a single 1st and then if all’s good, move to a double.  Especially now with the NEW Honeyko, I’m not about the EWR or interview, so I’m usually content to buy drinks for gals I know and enjoy their company.

New Years Eve at Eruptions

Back to bar design, I think the best stage views are from the large “Pub Height Tables” and comfortable stools facing the stage.  In fact, with the number of girls packed in Eruption Bar these table often become mini stages themselves.  When I was in prepping this report on one occasion, each of the table had 1 or 2 dancing atop, a very pleasurable sight to see.  Imagine, a huge stage filled with gals and then every table you look around you, including yours, with a dancer or two on top.  Just glance up!

In the back of the bar you’ll find what is likely one of the nicest CR’s in Angeles City. Guys, you know you are in a third world country, and one day, when you least expect it, THE DROP with hit you.  I have a certain comfort in knowing that if it does come today, there is somewhere non-disgusting to do whatever business needs to be done!  Further, the CR always has hand soap, towels and rubbing alcohol for your hands.  So clean, so simple.  Why can’t every bar in AC manage this oh-so-simple formula?  Eruption Bar, we recognize this happens because the management makes sure the CR is cleaned and stocked.  It is no accident – AND THANK YOU FOR THAT!

Eruptions Table-Top Dancers

Though I have a custom pool cue, I’m no Minnesota Fats.  However, Eruption does feature two very good pool tables.  There always seems to be several very talented players waiting for their turn to shoot!  The bar host pool leagues several times a week.  I can’t think of a better venue for the dual purpose pleasure of shooting a game of eight-ball and getting your jollies watching many fine looking dancers strut their stuff on stage and on the tables all around you!  Did I mention that this bar has a lot of fucking girls working here????

Another nice feature of the pool area is the many and varied photos from Clark Air Base back in the day.  The most interesting photos are of Mt. Pinatubo as she was blow her chunks into the sky.  My understanding of the history of Eruption Bar is that it in fact occupies a building that was left derelict by Mt. Pinatubo; only fitting that the bar takes its name and theme from that tragic event.

If you can tear your eyes away from the MANY, MANY fucking girls packed into Eruption Bar, take a few minutes to check out Eruption Bar’s Mini Eruption Museum. The photos are great and very beautiful in a scary, creepy, kind of way.  There a couple of big comfortable booths in the pool room as well; a quieter space to chat up a lady or sit with friends and drink.  The pool room is also accessible from Dr. Holmes Bar.  Even though the pool area offers nice sight-lines into the main bar and stage, it remains somewhat quieter and more placid the main room.

Eruptions Mt. Pinatubo Photos

Eruption Bar is part of the Perimeter Road Group that programs several weekly events: “Monday Madness,” “Wednesday Bash” and “Saturday Night Fever”.  The other bars in the marketing group are:  Foxy, Club Stampede, Dr. Holmes Bar, Shooterz and Emotions. These weekly events are extremely popular, in particular with local ex-pats.  When you attend these events you’ll see familiar faces at the events each week.  The shows in my mind are a smidgen better than the Doghouse, WOW Wednesday, Manic Monday events. They seem to be better organized, and the shows themselves are much more entertaining. There is a consistency in the performances, you can see the girls rehearsed and the choreography and costumes are very professional.  Also, the girls seem to really enjoy their performances.

Loads of girls at Eruptions

I’m not knocking the Doghouse events.  God knows, I was a big part of them the past several months, however, the Perimeter Group shows are more consistent and of slightly better quality.  I particularly enjoyed Monday Madness show at Eruption this week.  The Eruption Bar Spotlight Dancer performed an awesome routine, fronted by Paula, who is certainly one of the best dancers in all of Angeles City.  Eruption Bar, and the entire Perimeter Road Group has their heart in the right place as well.  No Grinches here; Eruption Bar gives back to the community.  The entire group supports The RSL Children’s Charity with proceeds from their events.  Furthermore, Eruption Bar donates to the charity every time a customer throws Ping Pong Balls, Rings the Bell or buys any of its Logo Merchandise.  That’s nice, isn’t it?

Sexy Spotlight Dancer Paula

Well, the bottom line…what most guys want to know:  What about the girls????  Well, dudes…it’s all about the girls and man let me tell you, Eruption Bar has a SHITLOAD of girls, nearly 200!!  I know I’m repeating myself but OMG, it’s a freaking lot of ladies in this bar.  There is something for every taste:  SPINNERS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  CHERRY GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  TALL GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  JOLLIBEE GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  LESIBIANS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  PREGGO GIRLS, Eruption Bar Has ‘Em!  (Oh but it’s the owners wife so maybe stay away from her you sickos!)  Bottom line, like a mega car dealership back home – Eruption Bar has an ass for every seat!

More Photos from Eruptions Bar

May 6th, 2010

Well, it’s more of a slide-show with a nice R&B soundtrack, but still nice to watch.   3 minutes and 42 seconds of photos from BigJeff7606′s stay in Angeles.  His comments on the trip:  “Good times in the Philippines…”

Good times indeed BigJeff7606, good times indeed.

May 5th, 2010

Ok, so it looks like the owners of Willie Pig’s Restaurant are opening a bar variation of Willie Pig’s on Perimeter this Friday.  Here is what they posted on PIatNight, gotta appreciate the enthusiasm and novelty theme, haha:

“We’re making bacon!  Join Mr. & Mrs. Pig & All Our Little Piggies:

Renovations are under way — and with luck, come this Friday, this stage will be full of nasty little piglets instead of our naughty logo piggie for our Grand Opening on May 7th at 3pm.

They will be many cute little piglets on the stage, and all ready to serve YOU!  We’ll have FREE World Famous Willie Pig’s Finger Food throughout the day and night!  We also promise to have among the best prices in AC!

- 50 Peso Local Drinks
- 95 Peso Lady Drinks
- And Only…999 Pesos for a “Side Of Bacon” ( SOB )

Even though our prices are LOW, we guarantee our girls will earn full regular commissions—-The Bar will make less.  After all, ask Mrs. Pig, Willie Pig is the runt of the litter, he’s used to getting by on less!”

Willie Pig's Playpen Grand Opening - Friday, May 7th @ 3pm

May 5th, 2010

If you’ve been to AC more than once, you surely will recognize this girl.  While she’s only a young girl, she’s already an “iconic” Fields Avenue character.  Like the old “Saluting Wheelchair Guy” (RIP), the “Long-Haired Singer Brothers”, and “Elsie the Peanut Lady”, this little “Flute Girl” has been at her wooden-flute hocking hustle for years now.

Barely 3 feet tall, I remember her serenading me with “My Heart Will Go On” while I sipped my coke-in-a-jar in front of Kokomoz on one of my earlier trips years ago.   As you’ll see in this recent video, she now stands a full 4 feet, and still plays the Titanic music while trying to get your money.  I think that’s the only tune she plays, but that’s not the point, haha.

People like these are the ones who make AC the experience that it is.  It’s not all just about the hot girls in bikinis on-stage in the bars (it’s not? wtf!), there are many of these “background” characters that add to the makeup of the town and give it a unique and interesting identity.  Ok, and all the no-holds-barred sex you have is a pretty big part of it too.

May 4th, 2010

Tomorrow night, May 5th, starting at 5pm, Eruption Bar is throwing its “Wednesday Bash Party”.  Admission is FREE and includes the finger food.  Local drinks are p50, ladies drinks are p100.  Shows by “Cultural Dancers” and girls from six different bars.  Raffles, prizes and other “special” surprises.  Judging from some of the “Volcano Vixens” Eruption Bar has been posting on PIatNight lately, you’ll be in attractive company should you visit.

Wednesday Bash Party - Eruption Bar - May 5th @ 5pm

May 4th, 2010

If you don’t yet know what “Balut” is, lemme tell ya.  It’s a more-than-halfway gestated chicken egg.  Yup, that’s right.  It’s like a hard-boiled egg, except that instead of whats normally in a hard-boiled egg, a “Balut” egg has the semi-developed head, beak, and wings of the baby chicken.  It’s a true Filipino favorite and something you have to see eaten to believe.

They also say it gives you “strong knees”, making you “better in boom-boom”.  If that’s what it takes to be better in boom-boom, then I don’t want to get any better.  I can honestly say that in over 50 trips to the Philippines, I have never so much as sipped the amniotic fluid from a Balut egg.   I refer to them as “abortion eggs”, but there are various other slang terms people have come up with.

The video you’re about to see leaves nothing to the imagination, so I wouldn’t recommend watching if you have a weak stomach or just ate a Big Mac or something.  You will watch a Filipino guy (the bartender?) in Genesis Club go through the Balut eating ritual, beginning by cracking open the top to drink the “juice” inside.  Uggghhh.  The ultra-tacky “Achy-Breaky Heart” playing in the background makes it all the more authentic.   Like “Yup…that’s the Philippines”, haha.

May 4th, 2010

Club Stampede and Cherry’s Bar on Perimeter Road are celebrating their Owner Jimbo’s and Mama Maylin’s Birthdays this Friday May 7th.

The partying starts a 6pm and goes until “late”, with local drinks at a nice low 50 pesos, ladies drinks at P100, along with finger food, prizes and shows by the Stampede and Cherry’s girls.  Come on by and wish Jimbo a Happy Birthday while enjoying the delightful company of the female staff.

B-Day Party at Cherry's Stampede - Friday, May 7th @ 6pm

May 3rd, 2010

Well, after being open for around 7 years or so,  Sub-Delicious is closing its doors.  I first remember eating there in January 2003 and back then it was pretty good.  The place grew quite popular rather quickly, as it provided another conveniently located option to “the big two” of Margarita and Kokomoz.  Their subs, hoagies and pizzas were rather fresh and tasty, and it offered a nice outdoor porch to watch the “parade” of girls going by at the corner of Fields and Raymond.

But things to a steep downhill turn the past couple of years.  The food got worse and the prices got higher.  Bad combination.  So, not surprisingly, they have gone out of business.   Word has it that the new owner of the lot will put an Angus Steak House in place.   Hopefully they know what they are doing.  I haven’t had a good steak in AC since Hole-in-the-Wall went out of business.

Sub-Delicious - Closed for Good

May 3rd, 2010

Here’s a neat clip of a guy chatting up a waitress behind the poolside bar at the Orchid Inn.  This has to be one of my favorite little hideaways in all of AC.  Orchid was the first hotel I ever stayed at on my unforgettable “cherry trip”.  I’ve spent many hours just relaxing in or around that pool back there.

Aside from my personal nostalgia, this video’s scenario should bring back warm feelings to almost anyone who has been to AC.  Simply remembering the smiling, laughing, lighthearted nature of these girls is enough to make you forget about whatever everyday stresses you might have in your “normal” life back home.

May 3rd, 2010

Another month come and gone.  I hope you enjoyed last month’s offerings here on the Funpage.  We’re trying to keep you informed and entertained with AC stuff as much as possible.  This month’s photo albums should do just that.

First, we have the 16th…yes, 16th…volume of AC Barhop Pics from Don.  He is far and away the best photo contributor the Funpage has ever known.  In this set of pics, you’ll see tits, ass, smiling faces, outdoor street scenes, painted bodies—-just about everything you would see on an average day in Angeles.

For May 2010′s Girl-of-the-Month, we have a litter “spinner” named Kaye, who works on AsianHookers.com.  I’m more a fan of the curvy, voluptuous female variety, but spinners are fun sometimes just for that “My-cock-looks-so-big-inside-her-I-feel-like-King-Kong” experience.

Enjoy the photos guys, and here’s to another solid month of mongering!

AC Barhop Pics by Don – Vol 16 – May 2010
100 Photos

Kaye – May 2010 Girl of the Month
AsianHookers.com

May 2nd, 2010

Tequila Reef Cantina is having its annual “Cinco De Mayo Celebration” on May 5th, 2010 starting at 5:00 PM.

They are located on the Corner of A. Santos St. & Real St., just off of Fields.  Nice place to eat if you like Mexican.  I stopped by there last November.

You can call (6345) 892-4397 for more details or visit their website at www.tequilareefangeles.com

Click below to see their full ad:

"Cinco De Mayo Celebration" at Tequila Reef Cantina - May 5th, 2010 @ 5pm