May 12th, 2011

Starting this Saturday Night, King of Diamonds Bar will introduce “Saturday Night Poke-Her Night”  from 6:00pm until 12 midnight.

Here’s how it works:   You buy a ladies drink and then draw a card from the deck which will be handled by your waitress.  Then, your waitress will draw a card as well.  If your card is higher than the waitresses you get to pick a prize!  However, if the waitresses card is higher than yours, well, as they say, you get “fuck all”, try again!

Now here’s where it gets interesting:  If you draw the “King of Diamonds”, you get up to p500 off your bill!  If your waitress draws the “King of Diamonds”, you buy her a Ladies Drink (single)!

There’s a 1 in 52 chance of that so you guys are bound by the “luck of the draw” I guess would be the best way to put it.   So get out to KOD and try your luck and have some competitive fun as well!
They will run this every Saturday Night indefinitely and see how it goes.  Customer/staff interaction is always a good time!

May 7th, 2011

With those Lollipop’s in their hands, they also remind me of the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz.  Well, very sexy little brown Munchkins that I’d like to poke, that is.

May 5th, 2011

Here are this month’s albums.  First, Lewis Grand Hotel has released it’s “Spring Collection“!  A new set of a”glam” photos to get your motor going….

Lewis Grand Photos - May 2011

And for May’s Girl-of-the-Month, we bring you Faith, of Asians247.com.  What do you think?  Would ya let her stroke your keyboard too?

Faith - May 2011 Girl-of-the-Month

April 30th, 2011

Just a nice healthy visual dose of LBFMs for you on this Saturday….

April 25th, 2011

This Saturday, April 30th, from 2:00pm til’ 10:00pm, VooDoo will have a joint celebration of two great days all in one!  The Birthday for lovely afternoon Mamasan, “Mommy Anne” & Hairball Awareness Day!

Hairball Awareness Day, WTF?  Well, ya know that if you lick the kitty too much then you yack up a hairball?  Yes, this is Angeles, so most of you get the joke.  (if not then my heart goes out to ya).  And, yes this is a legitimate holiday—–usually only celebrated by twisted folks like us anyway!

However back to the Birthday…

Mommy Anne has been a solid figure in VooDoo since back when Stuart (a.k.a “Sloppy”) was rocking the joint in 2007 timeframe, and has always been a fun, friendly lady to party with!
So come out between 2pm – 10pm and celebrate & wish her well for another great year!  There will be a “Ladies Drink” prize draw, Shooter specials every hour, Snacks, laughter, Fun, Sexy VooDoo girls & More!

Thats this Saturday, April 30th, from 2pm until 10pm at VooDoo Bar!

April 20th, 2011

There was a fire at Eager Beavers Club just off of Fields Ave next to Phillies Sports Bar.  Reports are that there were no injuries thankfully.  Here’s a video of the response:

April 19th, 2011

I have a confession to make:  I haven’t set foot in Forbidden City yet.  Not sure why exactly, but I passed it up on my last trip.  To me it represents the “glam movement” in AC, specifically Lower Fields.   Spent a lot more time in Perimeter (for personal reasons too), but some of my friends were in Forbidden City, Atlantis and Club Asia seemingly every night.   Maybe it’s just this video, but everything appears “gold” in there.   Oh well, anyplace with friendly Filipinas can be a good time I guess.   I suppose a monkey joke about the girl climbing the pole towards the end would be too easy.

April 17th, 2011

Ahhh, PPD’s a bitch.   You’d think it wouldn’t affect you as bad after 60+ trips, but damned if it doesn’t.  Do these videos on YouTube hurt or help?   Not sure, but I like watchin’ LBFMs wearing T-Backs and “painted” tops.

April 16th, 2011

For all you Kuripots out there…..some good deals on Breakfast between 2am and 7am at Margarita Station aka “The Ville”.   I know I’ve spent many a early mornin’ there grabbing a sobering bite after a long barhop.

April 15th, 2011

I shoulda posted this sooner—but with the vacation and all—anyway, all this month in Lollipop they are having a “Midnight Madness” promo.   That’s 20% off of EVERYTHING from midnight til closing.   And yes, they mean EVERYTHING.   Gotta love the “Everything Must Go!” line in the poster below….

I’ll take one of these “to go” please…

April 14th, 2011

While I usually refrain for posting local AC “death news” on this site to avoid it becoming a depressing obituary column, this is one I felt I had to mention.    Daddy Derry, owner of Thi-Hi Bar on  Perimeter Road, passed away from heart failure this past Tuesday.  I believe he was around 73 years old.

Now Thi-Hi’s is a small hole-in-the-wall type bar up on Perimeter Road, that some of you probably never even stepped foot in, but for the old-timers and AC vets out there, you know just how special and iconic of a person Derry was to Angeles City.  He was a living representation of the glorious yester-years of Angeles, a retired Army vet, with a lifetime of stories for anyone who entered Thi-Hi.  A gruff and grizzled outward persona, but an easy-to-sense warmth on the inside.

I’ll always remember my first trip into Thi-Hi’s seven or eight years ago.  Derry greeted our group with a tray of sweet-tasting shooter drinks he called “Gecko Juice”, as was his custom for everyone.    I never heard one bad word said about him, only good things like I’ve mentioned above.  No, his bar wasn’t the biggest or brightest, and didn’t have the most glamorous looking girls (usually 30+ MILFs which I preferred anyway, hehe), but it had something a lot of the bars today down on Fields Ave are missing:  Character.

Character like his “Gecko Juice” shooters he offered to you when you entered, or the “Thi-Hi” garter and stocking costumes his ladies always wore, or the pet cat he had that was friendly like a dog, or how he would sleep upstairs in his office, or all of the stories from the base days he would tell, or the sign in the CR that read: “Want great sex?  Get a Filipina.  Want true love? Get a fucking dog!”  I’ve been in & out of nearly all the bars in AC over the years, but few stick out in my mind as much as Thi-Hi does.

To anyone that knew him, his death certainly isn’t a shock; he appeared in poor health for the past 10 years I would say.  But it is profoundly sad because a good man is gone, a true living icon of the place we love is no longer there to welcome us back, which is yet another stark reminder that times are ever-changing.   An end of an era.

Derry Parker had more Angeles City in his left PINKY than all of the ping-pong balls, body paint and poppers in Dollhouse Group, Golden Nile and La Pasha combined.

Rest in Peace, Derry.  We’ll miss you.

Derry Parker - Thi-Hi Bar - Angeles City Icon - R.I.P.

April 14th, 2011

When: April 15, 2011
Time:  6:00 pm onwards

Tequila Reef’s Anniversary will feature a Special Hand Shaken Margarita “Shake Off” whereby you get to pick the winners.  Tons of door and raffles prizes and surprises from various establishments around town and beyond.  Exact prize details coming soon.

The buffet will include:
BAR-B-Q PORK RIBS – BLACKENED CHICKEN – MEGA TACO BAR
ENCHILADAS – TAQUITOS – QUESADILLAS – CHILI CON CARNE
MEXICAN BEANS & RICE – CAESAR SALAD AND MUCH MORE!

March 23rd, 2011

…and because it’s Spring, with a budding sensation of exciting new conquests in the months ahead of us, here’s a special offer on Trike Patrol memberships just for you viewers of the AC Funpage.    In hoping to remain a pure monger blog and nothing else, I try to avoid much *spam* here in my posts.   (Although, one could argue this site is just one big, fat piece of *spam” for Angeles City as a whole.)  However, I do reserve the right to do it about once every 8 months or so.  So here ya go guys, just for you, a nice discounted join and rebill price on your favorite little Pinay porn site.   (sorry, if porn’s not your thing—some say it relieves the PPD a bit)

March 22nd, 2011

This is a special treat.  Hell, even just for the fact that video camera’s were not an everyday item back then as they are today.   Rare footage from AC in the 80′s.  Gotta love the guy’s opening line:  “When…you’ve got Wenches on your mind, you go….DOWN TOWN!”   LOL.   He’s got that right.   Some things never change.

*Smiling babe in yellow top at 00:20 is just lovely for me.  Love the hair!