February 11th, 2011

Great to see some bars rewarding board members for their strong support.  Lost-in-Asia up on Perimeter has always been one of the best in that regard.  For the entire month or February, they’re offering 10% off your entire bill Monday through Friday if you’re a PIatNight board member.  So you’re a PIAN board member but don’t yet have your membership card and don’t know where to get it?   No problem.  You may get it at Lost-in-Asia.   Just ask the manager.

Hello Sirrr....Cum Inside!!!

August 31st, 2010

Here’s some more good news if you’re a PIatNight.com board member.  One-Eyed Wench is the latest bar to offer discounts for you.  All PIatNight board members will recieve a 10% discount on their total bill (outside of Happy Hour and other promotions) when you show your membership card at da’ Wench.  If you’re not sure how or where to get your card, contact the folks from PIatNight.  Nice job by this bar for offering a slight savings to us.  I know it’s only 10%, but those little paper slips can really add up when you’re out there “in the zone”.

10% Discount at One-Eyed Wench for PIatNight.com Members!

June 23rd, 2010

The guys at PIatNight.com are keeping these things regularly updated for us.  A lot of thanks and praise to them once again for doing so.  Here are your latest PIatNight.com Bar Date Price Sheets for Fields and Perimeter respectively (up-to-date as of June 2010):

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May 30th, 2010

I almost always refer guys to the PIatNight.com message forum when they email me with newbie questions.  After all, what are my few years of experience compared to the cumulative knowledge of thousands of mongers on PIatNight?  And best of all—not unlike this site—it’s FREE!

What’s even better is, ontop of all that great info, reports and photos, you get PIatNight member discounts in many of the bars and clubs in AC.

As the late Billie Mays used to say on his TV infomercials:  “But WAIT, there’s MORE!”

Lewis Grand Hotel is now offering a YEAR ROUND general 10% PIatNight member discount on room accommodations, food & beverages in the restaurant and mini-bar consumptions!

That is just awesome and I for one applaud them heavily for doing it.

As if you newcomers out there needed another reason to join PIatNight, there ya go.

Lewis Grand Hotel - 10% PIatNight Member Discount

May 5th, 2010

Ok, so it looks like the owners of Willie Pig’s Restaurant are opening a bar variation of Willie Pig’s on Perimeter this Friday.  Here is what they posted on PIatNight, gotta appreciate the enthusiasm and novelty theme, haha:

“We’re making bacon!  Join Mr. & Mrs. Pig & All Our Little Piggies:

Renovations are under way — and with luck, come this Friday, this stage will be full of nasty little piglets instead of our naughty logo piggie for our Grand Opening on May 7th at 3pm.

They will be many cute little piglets on the stage, and all ready to serve YOU!  We’ll have FREE World Famous Willie Pig’s Finger Food throughout the day and night!  We also promise to have among the best prices in AC!

- 50 Peso Local Drinks
- 95 Peso Lady Drinks
- And Only…999 Pesos for a “Side Of Bacon” ( SOB )

Even though our prices are LOW, we guarantee our girls will earn full regular commissions—-The Bar will make less.  After all, ask Mrs. Pig, Willie Pig is the runt of the litter, he’s used to getting by on less!”

Willie Pig's Playpen Grand Opening - Friday, May 7th @ 3pm

April 29th, 2010

Here are the newly updated Angeles City Bar Data Sheets from our friends over at the PIatNight.com forum.  On these downloadable .pdf files for Fields and Perimeter, you will find the complete listing of all bars in each area, along with their respective hours of operation, drink, EWR and Happy Hour prices.  Really a fantastic resource for any serious AC Monger.

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Click to download .pdf file

April 19th, 2010

Everyone I talk to who either lives in AC or has just recently visited has one thing in common to say when asked, “So which bar in town is really rockin’ these days?”

Dirty Duck.

No one is sure why exactly, but for whatever reason, Dirty Duck has enjoyed quite a resurgence back into those “best bar” discussions these past few months.  It’s always a matter of personal taste, but when a bar has a good lineup of lively and attractive girls, good management and that intangible good “atmosphere” factor, it’s hard for it not to receive high praises from the majority of visitors.

Case in point, our very own Bedroom Bully was simply raving about the place upon his return.  I’m sure we’ll hear more about it from him in greater detail once he starts churning out more trip reports here.   Until then, I’ll leave you with some photos from Dirty Duck, donated to the Funpage by “EwaBeach” of PIatNight.com.

Dirty Duck Photos - Courtesy EwaBeach/PIatNight.com

March 12^th, 2010

Every place has its positives and negatives.  Here’s an interesting list of things a frequent AC visitor, “Blazer” from PIatNight, loves and hates about AC.  I saw this posted and thought how similar my own list would look, so I decided to add it here too:

~ Love ~

1.  Sweet girls that are generally low maintenance.

2.  Bareback sex is almost mandatory.

3.  Everything is within walking distance for the most part.

4.  A lot of girls from all over the Philippines these days; including some hot sweeties from Pampanga and nearby provinces.

5.  Beer is cheap and pretty damn good if you order San Mig Lights.

6.  A lot more variety in restaurants with decent Mexican, Malay & Thai food now available, although the prices are a joke.

7.  Fellow mongers friendly and not acting as if they are in competition with you for barfines.

8.  Rarely do girls tell you that that want a short-time session. I prefer short-time sessions but it’s nice to know I have that option if I want it.

9.  Every girl that gets a ladies drink nearly always wants to grope and make-out within the first drink or two.

10.  No waiters. Some of the waitresses are hot and you can fuck them also, unlike some other destinations.

~ Hate ~

1.  Influx of Koreans. Some are rude and smoke like chimneys. Japanese, Malay and Singaporeans are all very cool and I have had them buy me drinks from time to time and by sub versa.

2.  Beggars are so plentiful that it is almost scary. The streets are full all the way down Fields with families tugging on your shirt and little kids hanging on you begging for money.  Nearly all of the money changers have an army of beggars out front.

3.  The plethora of motorbikes suddenly in AC. Ten times as many as 5 years ago.  Seems to be Western Union sponsors buying mopeds for their honey-kos and all of the local expats now have them as well.  The traffic on Fields is now horrendous at all times of the day and night.

4.  Hotels are still overpriced for the quality.

5.  Bars like Lollipop which instruct the girls to constantly beg for ladies drinks.  Even girls from the stage asking for ladies drinks while shuffling about on stage.

6.  Too many locals in Balibago. Get rid of Skytraxx and the Videoke bars near Fields. Tons and tons of bargirl boyfriends and T-birds prowling the streets at night. Tell them to stay the fuck in their shacks and wait for their honey-kos to take a cream-pie and get a tip.  In other mongering venues you NEVER see local men hanging out in the red light tourist zones.

7.  Ping pong balls, bell ringing and poppers.  [J-REG edit:  SUPER AGREE w/ this one!]

8.  Starting to ask for Christmas tips in October. The Christmas tipping box makes my blood boil more than the girls reminding you to get them pasalubong for their birthday (sometimes they have 4 birthdays a year).

9.  The girls’ English level is extremely low compared to 5 years ago or less.  Most of the girls I barfined spoke about as much English as I speak tagalong (100 words or so). They cannot speak in complete sentences and have no clue what most of us are saying (although we think otherwise because they shake their heads up and down).

10.  Mongers who take a whole large group of girls on barhop after barfining them even though they will be lucky to fuck just one of them.  Mongers who fall in love with every girl and constantly take the hot girls and put them on Western Union programs. This is especially funny if you soon realize how many of these girls are MARRIED.

February 18th, 2010

Reports are still coming in, but we now know that Casi Cielo Bar on Raymond Street was raided by what appears to have been the NBI.   They pulled up in SUVs wearing plain clothes and carted off a bunch of the girls and a large stuffed teddy bear.  It was also noted that the bar’s website is now DOWN, and all of the photos they posted on PIatNight.com have been removed.

I’m sure there is a lot more to this story, but early indication suggest it may have been an issue involving suspicion of under-aged girls being employed there and/or girls without all of the required papers and licenses.  It is also getting closer to election time, so someone high up somewhere might be needing extra cash.

Another report from the “bamboo telegraph” suggested that this occurred due to a few former Casi Cielo employees wanting to make trouble for the bar.

That is all of the initial info I have for now, I’ll post more when get it.

February 15^th, 2010

Beginning today, Roadhouse Club is expanding their famous two-4-one Happy Hour (on ALL drinks) from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. an extra hour to 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.

Also, Roadhouse’s new hours of operation will be 5:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. every day.  Their new manager Dave (formerly of Paradise and Voodoo), says they are working on relaxing the atmosphere a bit, recruiting new girls and adding more tables.

Roadhouse is one of the oldest, most professionally run bars in town, with trustworthy service and a meticulously clean facility.  They ALWAYS welcome PIatNight board members and honor the 10% PIatNight member discount (non-happy hour) all night.

New Hours at Roadhouse Club, Angeles City, Philippines

February 7th, 2010

Reporting is a little sketchy, but it was posted on PIatNight.com that a possible police “raid” occurred at Honey-Ko’s Bar on Perimeter yesterday afternoon.  Now, the definition of a “raid” when speaking in terms of Angeles City Bars varies greatly.

It could have been something as simple as the cops doing routine ID checks on the bar employees.  As of the time of this post, there was still a sign on the outside of Honey-Ko’s that read “Temporarily Closed”.

These types of things happen all the time in AC, although not as often on Perimeter as they do on Fields.  It’s really just “business as usual” and I’m sure the  owner(s) will get it sorted out (read: pay out whatever amount of $$$ they need to)    Hope they do it soon too, because Honey-Ko’s is one of the better bars in town.  Really a must-stop for any Perimeter Road barhop.

January 16^th, 2010

There are so many great resources online these-days that mongers can plan out their AC trips like Operation Desert Storm.  Almost every business in AC worth anything has its own web presence by now, and there are all of these super-helpful tools like AE’s interactive map and PIatNight’s Bar Data Sheets available; things that completely remove all of the guess-work.

Sure, for most veterans, they may seem unnecessary and like “overkill” maybe, and there are even some newbies out there who might prefer “guesswork” and exploring it all on their own.  However, there are a lot of people discovering AC who are not veterans and who want as much info as they can get.  I would venture to say that because of the internet, the “word” about AC is spreading at an exponential rate compared to 10 or 15 years ago when it was mostly just “word of mouth”.  Using some of these tools is like using an electronic “fish finder” gadget on your boat versus simply casting your rod overboard and hoping for a bite.

Now, while I wouldn’t call going to every last bar in AC to gather this data “hard work” exactly, it still must’ve been slightly tedious to accomplish accurately (especially after a few San Migs).  So, a lot of credit should go to the guys at PIatNight for doing it for us.

Newly updated for January 2010, here are the PIatNight Bar Data Sheets.  You’ll find the operating hours, (incl. Happy Hours), ladies and local drink prices, and EWR prices for each & every bar on Fields Ave and Perimeter Road.  Simply “right click” to download yourself a .pdf copy of each.

Fields Ave Bar Data Sheet
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Perimeter Road Bar Data Sheet
(click to download .pdf file)

December 28th, 2009

Well, it’s the end of 2009, so there are New Year’s Eve parties scheduled just about everywhere; too many to mention really.  If you’re in AC, it will be a happening time; just look out for the fireworks—-they go crazy with them there.  I don’t know the exact numbers on how many Filipino’s lose fingers each New Year’s Eve, but I know it’s a lot.  Here are just a few of the places you could spend the last nigh of the decade:

Lost In Asia
Lost In Asia will be open to around 11pm on New Year’s Eve.  Weird, since the ball drops at 12, I know.  But here’s the good news:  To take a girl out after 7pm will only be 1000 pesos.  And if you show your PIatNight.com membership card, you’ll get another 10% off.  (*note – you MUST show your card!)  They will be closed New Years Day, so it is between you and the girl what happens that day.  The girls will get double salary on Saturday, January 2^nd, so expect lots of happy girls that day. They will also continue their popular Saturday and Sunday promotion of 130 peso ladies drinks (including a local drink for you).

New Year’s Eve Specials at Lost In Asia

Eruptions Resto-Bar
Eruptions Resto-bar will be hosting a New Year’s Eve party all night.  If you don’t already know, it is located on the first left before Gentleman’s Club if your heading towards Perimeter from Fields.  You can find it easily on the Asian Escapades Interactive Map.  Their doors will open at 3pm and close when the party is done.  Yes, they will extend their hours past the usual midnight closing.  Local drinks are 50 pesos, ladies drinks are 100 pesos and there will be FREE finger food and BBQ favorites.

New Year’s Eve Party at Eruptions

ABC Hotel Sky Bar & Lounge
If you like class, then The ABC Hotel’s Sky Bar & Lounge might be the place for you on New Year’s Eve.  It is probably the classiest joint anywhere on Fields.  As a matter of fact, when you ride past the ABC Hotel, it sorta sticks out like a beautiful flower in a steaming pile of shit.  To join The Sky Bar’s New Year’s Eve party, all you’ll need to do is pay the 300 peso entry fee.  I’m not sure what all that will include other than enjoying the fireworks and the company of some fine ladies in a fine establishment.

New Year’s Eve Party at ABC’s SkyBar & Lounge

December 18^th, 2009

Ok, I know this is late too, because these were updated quite a while ago.  But here they are nevertheless.  In case you’re not a PIatNight member (you should be), I’ll provide these here for you as well.  It’s a complete listing of the drink and barfine prices for all the bars on Fields and Perimeter.  Quite an impressive body of work by the guys at PIatNight.  Hats off to them for providing such a great resource to assist in our sexcapades in AC.

Fields Avenue Prices (click to download .pdf file)

Perimeter Road Prices (click to download .pdf file)