May 4th, 2010

Tomorrow night, May 5th, starting at 5pm, Eruption Bar is throwing its “Wednesday Bash Party”.  Admission is FREE and includes the finger food.  Local drinks are p50, ladies drinks are p100.  Shows by “Cultural Dancers” and girls from six different bars.  Raffles, prizes and other “special” surprises.  Judging from some of the “Volcano Vixens” Eruption Bar has been posting on PIatNight lately, you’ll be in attractive company should you visit.

Wednesday Bash Party - Eruption Bar - May 5th @ 5pm

May 4th, 2010

If you don’t yet know what “Balut” is, lemme tell ya.  It’s a more-than-halfway gestated chicken egg.  Yup, that’s right.  It’s like a hard-boiled egg, except that instead of whats normally in a hard-boiled egg, a “Balut” egg has the semi-developed head, beak, and wings of the baby chicken.  It’s a true Filipino favorite and something you have to see eaten to believe.

They also say it gives you “strong knees”, making you “better in boom-boom”.  If that’s what it takes to be better in boom-boom, then I don’t want to get any better.  I can honestly say that in over 50 trips to the Philippines, I have never so much as sipped the amniotic fluid from a Balut egg.   I refer to them as “abortion eggs”, but there are various other slang terms people have come up with.

The video you’re about to see leaves nothing to the imagination, so I wouldn’t recommend watching if you have a weak stomach or just ate a Big Mac or something.  You will watch a Filipino guy (the bartender?) in Genesis Club go through the Balut eating ritual, beginning by cracking open the top to drink the “juice” inside.  Uggghhh.  The ultra-tacky “Achy-Breaky Heart” playing in the background makes it all the more authentic.   Like “Yup…that’s the Philippines”, haha.

May 4th, 2010

Club Stampede and Cherry’s Bar on Perimeter Road are celebrating their Owner Jimbo’s and Mama Maylin’s Birthdays this Friday May 7th.

The partying starts a 6pm and goes until “late”, with local drinks at a nice low 50 pesos, ladies drinks at P100, along with finger food, prizes and shows by the Stampede and Cherry’s girls.  Come on by and wish Jimbo a Happy Birthday while enjoying the delightful company of the female staff.

B-Day Party at Cherry's Stampede - Friday, May 7th @ 6pm

May 3rd, 2010

Well, after being open for around 7 years or so,  Sub-Delicious is closing its doors.  I first remember eating there in January 2003 and back then it was pretty good.  The place grew quite popular rather quickly, as it provided another conveniently located option to “the big two” of Margarita and Kokomoz.  Their subs, hoagies and pizzas were rather fresh and tasty, and it offered a nice outdoor porch to watch the “parade” of girls going by at the corner of Fields and Raymond.

But things to a steep downhill turn the past couple of years.  The food got worse and the prices got higher.  Bad combination.  So, not surprisingly, they have gone out of business.   Word has it that the new owner of the lot will put an Angus Steak House in place.   Hopefully they know what they are doing.  I haven’t had a good steak in AC since Hole-in-the-Wall went out of business.

Sub-Delicious - Closed for Good

May 3rd, 2010

Here’s a neat clip of a guy chatting up a waitress behind the poolside bar at the Orchid Inn.  This has to be one of my favorite little hideaways in all of AC.  Orchid was the first hotel I ever stayed at on my unforgettable “cherry trip”.  I’ve spent many hours just relaxing in or around that pool back there.

Aside from my personal nostalgia, this video’s scenario should bring back warm feelings to almost anyone who has been to AC.  Simply remembering the smiling, laughing, lighthearted nature of these girls is enough to make you forget about whatever everyday stresses you might have in your “normal” life back home.

May 3rd, 2010

Another month come and gone.  I hope you enjoyed last month’s offerings here on the Funpage.  We’re trying to keep you informed and entertained with AC stuff as much as possible.  This month’s photo albums should do just that.

First, we have the 16th…yes, 16th…volume of AC Barhop Pics from Don.  He is far and away the best photo contributor the Funpage has ever known.  In this set of pics, you’ll see tits, ass, smiling faces, outdoor street scenes, painted bodies—-just about everything you would see on an average day in Angeles.

For May 2010′s Girl-of-the-Month, we have a litter “spinner” named Kaye, who works on AsianHookers.com.  I’m more a fan of the curvy, voluptuous female variety, but spinners are fun sometimes just for that “My-cock-looks-so-big-inside-her-I-feel-like-King-Kong” experience.

Enjoy the photos guys, and here’s to another solid month of mongering!

AC Barhop Pics by Don – Vol 16 – May 2010
100 Photos

Kaye – May 2010 Girl of the Month
AsianHookers.com

May 2nd, 2010

Tequila Reef Cantina is having its annual “Cinco De Mayo Celebration” on May 5th, 2010 starting at 5:00 PM.

They are located on the Corner of A. Santos St. & Real St., just off of Fields.  Nice place to eat if you like Mexican.  I stopped by there last November.

You can call (6345) 892-4397 for more details or visit their website at www.tequilareefangeles.com

Click below to see their full ad:

"Cinco De Mayo Celebration" at Tequila Reef Cantina - May 5th, 2010 @ 5pm

May 1st, 2010

Continuing to strengthen this great alliance of Perimeter Road Bars, here is the May 2010 schedule of events for the Perimeter Road Group’s parties.  Click banner for details:

Perimeter Road Group Party Schedule - May 2010

April 30th, 2010

Come on, come all…to the 5th Anniversary Parties for one of my favorite bars in Angeles—-Alaska!  On Monday, starting at 3pm, Daddy Jerry will kick off the festivities which include free dinner, raffle prizes, games with the girls and 50s & 60s music all night long!

April 30^th, 2010

Here’s a short clip of the Body Paint Dancers at Atlantis Club.  I know it seems like every club is doing this these days, but I hafta admit I kinda like it.  They do look quite yummy “wearing” their painted outfits.  Especially the cutie at 0:27 of this vid.  Mmmmm, such tasty little morsels.  (Ok, that sounded kinda creepy)

April 29th, 2010

Here are the newly updated Angeles City Bar Data Sheets from our friends over at the PIatNight.com forum.  On these downloadable .pdf files for Fields and Perimeter, you will find the complete listing of all bars in each area, along with their respective hours of operation, drink, EWR and Happy Hour prices.  Really a fantastic resource for any serious AC Monger.

Click to download .pdf file

Click to download .pdf file

April 28th, 2010

Here’s a nice little AC slide-show with music.  Many of the familiar and beloved sites on Fields Ave, including some eye candy in the bars.  Funny, when you been going to AC long enough, you recognize people caught in the background of photos and videos you see online.  (I saw you Confetti Jim!)

April 28th, 2010

While the only holes I go after are the ones in the bars, I know there are some guys out there who like to golf while on vacation.  If that’s you, Lewis Grand Hotel is offering a nice set of package deals for you.  Click the banner below to see the details:

Lewis Grand Hotel - Golf Packages

April 28th, 2010

Margarita packed in for the last Pacquiao fight and will probably do so again this weekend for Mayweather vs. Mosley.  The fight starts at 9am Sunday, and seats are first come/first serve, so get there early.   At p250 per ticket, a cheaper alternative to the Dollhouse Group’s showings.

Sunday, May 2nd - 9am at Margarita Station - P250 Entrance Fee

The "Big Screen" at Margarita Station